Drunk on a Bus

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    A drunk stagger up the steps of a bus and asks the driver, "hey, how much is the fare"?

    Driver says, "75 cents".

    Reaching into his pocket he pulls out a whole hand full change, half of which goes all over the floor. After picking up his money he again asks, "what was that fare"?

    Totally pissed off the driver says " I will help," and digs the 75 cents out of the drunks hand, and drops it in the counter.

    Flooring the accelerater, the drunk falls and slides clear to the back of the bus. Laying in a heap at the feet of a gentleman dressed in a black suit, white shirt, and a black tie, the drunk points a finger and asks," hey what are you suppose to be"?

    Tugging on his lapels the gentleman answers, "I beg your pardon but I am a Dunkard Pastor".

    And the drunk replies, "funny but that is what the bus driver just called me".
     
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    "giggle" "giggle"
     
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