Drunk Post

[B_Spladle]

I Am Drunk Off My Ass.

It Is Ridiculous.

I'm Talking To Someone.

It Is Surreal.

I'm Eating Cereal And Listening To The Shins And Faina Is Asking If I'm Going To Pay Attention To Her Yet.

The Caps Are Important, Trust Me.

MY SPOON DISAPPEARED.

 

[B_Spladle]

You fuckin' bastards better respond to this or there'll be hell to pay.

 

[B_Spladle]

Did you know that this is a website dedicated to the fucking penis? JESUS CHRIST IT'S A FUCKING BODY PART GET ON WITH YOUR GODDAM LIVES. Obsessing over this shit cannot be healthy. See, like right here. Watch this. What I'm gonna do is tell everyone I'm talking to to fuck off, then I'm gonna go watch Scrubs with someone I love and it'll be great. Watch. Fuck you guys. Bye.

 

[budday]

You fuckin' bastards better respond to this or there'll be hell to pay.

Awesome.

 

[Ummagumma]

:wavey: Bye.

Hope you don't wake up hungover.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Faina took the spoon. She wants attention. You are getting into attention debt. She repo'ed the spoon.

 

[AlteredEgo]

You hate Scrubs. I pay attention. No Attention debt here.

 

[handcuffsfan4]

oh whatcha drinkin????? hope it was good. meh

 

[findfirefox]

Well mr Splade I tell you sir that you are in fact a man and not a woman *GASP* and that you should go fuck yourself!

 

[prepstudinsc]

This is such a brilliant thread and an excellent use of the forum's space.

 

[mindstar]

oh whatcha drinkin????? hope it was good. meh

i love your avatar :biggrin1:
but i just have something for harley...
its probably because she's psychotic...

 

[B_Hickboy]

You hate Scrubs. I pay attention. No Attention debt here.

You and spladle need to put on clean dry jammies, drink a big glass of water, and go to your respective beds.

 

[B_Spladle]

:wavey: Bye.

Hope you don't wake up hungover.

I have never had a hangover in my life.

The trend continues.

 

[B_Spladle]

You hate Scrubs.

:wtf:

 

[B_Spladle]

oh whatcha drinkin????? hope it was good. meh

About a pint of gin and some Kahlua shots. It was disgusting actually. I can't stand the taste of alcohol.

 

[B_Spladle]

Well mr Splade I tell you sir that you are in fact a man and not a woman *GASP* and that you should go fuck yourself!

Did you know that I can? I mean, this is actually possible. Creeped me the fuck out to learn it, lemme tellya.

*shudders*

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Did you know that I can? I mean, this is actually possible.

How did oo find out, spwado?

*shudders*

 

[B_Spladle]

How did oo find out, spwado?

* shudder *

Fuckin' Sorcerer, man. He put the idea in my head way back in the day.

 

[B_Spladle]

I may no longer be drunk. And I may not have a hangover. But I am tired. I go to bed now. 'Night-'night.

 

[B_Spladle]

This is such a brilliant thread and an excellent use of the forum's space.

Before I go, I would just like to say that I'm glad to have your support. Oh wait. No I'm not. I don't care what you think. I don't even care if you die. Never mind.