A young preacher is about to give his first sermon. Sitting at the front of the church beside the veteran pastor he begins to get nervous. Sensing this the veteran tell the young man,"down stairs in the old pulpit, there is a bottle go take a sip out of it and it will help your confidence." Going down stairs he finds the bottle and takes a sip or two. Retuning to the front of the church he finds that the church is nearly full. He makes another trip down stairs and has a few more sips of the confidence builder. As the chuch fills to capacity he decides to make one last trip down stairs and has a few more sips. Feeling quite relaxed he gives his first semon, and in fact is quite proud of the job he had done. As the 2 preacher get to the back of the church the young preacher to pat himself on the back says to the veteran,"I did a right fine job with that sermon today. Didn;t I"? Well the veteran replys "there was one little problem." "Like what"? the young preacher ask. The veteran answered,"David slew the lion, not beat the shit out of him".