How often a day do you wash your penis??
Why does this question sound like my penis is unattached to the rest of my body?
I wash my penis the same time I wash my left ear and my elbows and my big toe.
After cumming, I always walk into kitchen and tear off several squares of a roll of paper towel. It's very inefficient. And paper towels are not especially absorbant where jism is concerned. I always forget to come prepared to a masterbating session with a handtowel. On my trek to the kitchen, there's goop on my hand and sometimes it flicks onto the hardwood floors. I never learn.