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Who stands a muscular 5' 7", wears a mullet with girly-blond hair extensions, cool-dude sun glasses and 3" lifts in his boots, and dresses in tattered jeans with a pancho even during hot tropical Honolulu downpours? Answer: "Dog" the Bounty Hunter of course. Now that the 53 year-old is set to marry his main squeeze Beth the time has come to ask, would a man with any genitalia willingly volunteer to get hitched to that?
Not that he is any catch. One gets the feeling if "Dog" were younger and perhaps a half foot or more taller, he could have pursued a legitimate career- like World Wrestling. But underneath that tough-guy veneer a Dudley Do-Right is struggling to get out. He goes through life with the philosophy that all a serial killer really needs is understanding, tough love and a good corrective talk. Armed only with pepper spray and a full armada of wardrobe, make-up and camera personnel, Chapman and his posse of cartoon characters sally forth on the island of Oahu to catch the evil do 'ers who have jumped bail.
One wonders why the team is so often flummoxed in their capture attempts; there are very few ways off an island. And judging by the neighborhoods "Dog" and his posse hang out in one can safely eliminate-oh- 100% of upscale tourist resorts and neighborhoods. Hell holes in Calcutta look pretty damn appealing by comparison. Invariably before the last commercial break, "Dog" gets his man, more often than not a desperado even shorter in stature than Chapman for optimal fortuitous casting. All the posse then return triumphantly back to headquarters, located a minutes drive from the famous Aloha Tower where there's a Hooter's restaurant for a special "Hound Dog" celebration dinner.
Do we have any penis size opinions here?:wank:
Not that he is any catch. One gets the feeling if "Dog" were younger and perhaps a half foot or more taller, he could have pursued a legitimate career- like World Wrestling. But underneath that tough-guy veneer a Dudley Do-Right is struggling to get out. He goes through life with the philosophy that all a serial killer really needs is understanding, tough love and a good corrective talk. Armed only with pepper spray and a full armada of wardrobe, make-up and camera personnel, Chapman and his posse of cartoon characters sally forth on the island of Oahu to catch the evil do 'ers who have jumped bail.
One wonders why the team is so often flummoxed in their capture attempts; there are very few ways off an island. And judging by the neighborhoods "Dog" and his posse hang out in one can safely eliminate-oh- 100% of upscale tourist resorts and neighborhoods. Hell holes in Calcutta look pretty damn appealing by comparison. Invariably before the last commercial break, "Dog" gets his man, more often than not a desperado even shorter in stature than Chapman for optimal fortuitous casting. All the posse then return triumphantly back to headquarters, located a minutes drive from the famous Aloha Tower where there's a Hooter's restaurant for a special "Hound Dog" celebration dinner.
Do we have any penis size opinions here?:wank:
