Dude, where's my bulge?!

Discussion in 'Underwear, Clothing, and Appearance Issues' started by trappedinthecloset, Sep 19, 2007.

  1. trappedinthecloset

    trappedinthecloset New Member

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    Although I don't post the pictures, I have a decent sized dick (7 1/2, 6) and decent balls, but I never have bulge! I don't know if it's the sheer anatomy of my body or what, but I would like to bring more attention to my area!
    I'm actually pretty attractive but attract mostly women (who are less interested in my bulge, as I am less interested in them).

    Is there a certain brand of pants I can buy or size? Or is it just the way I am. (I wear a 31x30)
     
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    Hey TITC: If you have that big of a dick and you wear that small a pants size, there is lost opportunity that we need to find. What kind of underwear do you wear? What kinds of pants and shorts do you wear to work and outside of work? How casual or conservative is your workplace? Give me a little to work with and I'll give you some ideas.
     
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    I think it's perhaps a combination of body type and jeans and underwear. I'm by most means a "big boy" but I never show anything. Then again, I tend to get reasonably small when I'm soft :D
     
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    you could always try wearing a pair of briefs, but the waistband tucked under your balls, then throwing a pair of boxers on. could work?
     
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    I have a fairly big dick (8 1/4 x 6) and don't show a bulge either, unless I'm freeballing and it hangs down my leg. I think it's just anatomy. Believe me, I've been with guys who had a nice bulge and, well, I certainly expected more than they delivered. Try a cock ring, pushing that dick out there.
     
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    Behold! The Aussiebum Wonderjock! No rings, strings, or any other cheating. Simply lifts and support whatever assets you naturally have.
     
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    double post
     
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    Get some good ol' Levi 501's and wash the hell out of them. Also, Nasty Pig makes some really great jeans that are just right for showing off... NASTY PIG

    And invest in a really good cock ring to keep you fluffed and proud... Cock Rings
     
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    nasty pig site. $89 for a pair of jeans? christ. you can go to a thrift store, pick up an old pair of faded 501s for $10 if that, and get a better result.
     
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    True... I love my 501's but the Nasty Pig jeans have to be the best fitting jeans I've ever owned. Worth every penny of the $89 to me. :)
     
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    c'est vrai ! you are a BIG boy, très beau !
     
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    what a bulge , quel paquet ! is it fake ?
     
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    Go commando and let it hang
     
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    That's what I'M sayin...
     
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    You could buy the Deisel Zatiny jean. They're straight leg, slim fit with lycra blend and the front rise is low enough to give anyone a nice bulge. I love them and they are very comfortable. That being said, they do range from $175-$250...so if you're not into fashion enough to spend that kind of change, then I'd suggest the GAP Morrison.

    The GAP Morrison is also a slim fit/ button fly with a low rise. They don't have lycra blend, but they do have a general cut that fits with most body types. They range from $70-$125 depending on style and wash.

    Check them out. Or you could hit up a thrift store like Goodwill or Salvation Army. The only problem with those places is that it can either take you five minutes to find something, or five hours. I've grown tired of thrift shopping, but will still do it from time to time. You can find the most genius pieces there...especially ones that have already been worn in so you don't have to worry about fit issues. You'll get the desired effect.
     
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    I wonder about the lack of imagination regarding flagrant bulge display. But, I live in San Francisco and crotch watching is a common sport.

    1> Always pull your equipment thru the fly of the briefs or boxers. Leave it out when you zip up. Munsingwear has a nice horizontal fly that lifts everything right up.
    2> Get a heavy metal cockring for the base of your dick. Wear it everyday unitl you no longer notice it.
    3> Start daily moisturizing, jack off sessions, to protect your dick from chafing.
    4> Get a neoprene ball stretcher. These are great and comfortable and they make your dick disticnct form your nuts in the bulge.
    5> If you don't want to buy proper cock rings or ball stretchers, I recommend a cheap kitty collar called "Beatie Bands," available in pet stores. Neoprene (or something similar), with a Velcro attachment.) These are adjustable, stretchy, and non-chafing. Cut to fit! They also can extend the functional life of neoprene cock rings and stretchers by wrapping them around the neoprene and tightening it up a bit. Try wearing your "Beastie Band" smooth side (decorated side) next to the skin, with the Velcro to the out side to avoid chafing.
    6> Get a three ring cock ring, but get bigger rings than you think you need. I found the smallest ring too small for either balls or cock. I recommend a 2"/1.75"/1.75" model.
    7> Put everything on at once. Wear thin fabric and sway your hips a lot to make things swing. You'll look like you're hung like a porn star, with everything weighted and stretched and served up front. I can't wear the heavy metal cock ring with the triple ring for very long because they pinch the skin when they rub together, but things are pretty dramatic even with just "Beastie Bands" around the base of the cock and stretching the balls, pulled thru the fly of some thin fabric shorts. A heavy metal ring sure adds to the sway, though.
     
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