Dukes of Hazzard

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  1. jim817

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    I recently rented the 2nd season of Dukes of Hazzard and could not help but notice John Schneider's bulge hung down his left leg and sometimes his right leg. Sometimes it was in the same scene. I guess they reshot the scene and spliced them together. Anyway, most people let their cock hang the same side all the time. But it was nice to see his big bulges. My tongue was hanging out the whole time.
     
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    Only your tongue hanging out? CMT is showing old runs of the Dukes at 10:00 p.m. every night. Yes, I've noticed Bo's package chainging sides and wondered if it is on purpose or if he took a piss and was a bit careless packing it away. One time I caught Tom's crotch rather obvious, too, but nothing like as impressive as steamy hot John's. His hot ass is to be admired, too.
     
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    i too stared a hole through both of their pants. hard to believe they let them get away with such bulges and so obvious. well, i guess they showed the girl's tits, so they let the guys show off their wares too!!!
     
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    I met John a few years back and let me tell you, he is one fine piece of ass in person! He's tall (I'd guess 6'3) and just oozes sex appeal. He was still wearing those tight jeans, but not at tight in the 70's, so I could not see his buldge as easily. He's still HOT!
     
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    Did you notice John's bulge in the episode "Find Loretta Lynn" when her motorhome pulls up at the Boar's Nest. As Loretta comes out of the RV, and meets Boss Hogg, John is standing next to it and you can see that he's showing a quite visible and good sized boner pointing down to his right. Also, in the same scene, Tom is obviously impressed by it when he glanced down and he raises his eyebrows. But what really surprised me is that it wasn't edited out and left on the cutting room floor, or that it made it passed the network censors at that time.
     
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    There's one episode from the second season called "Peoples Choice." There is a scene at the beginning when John Schneider get out of the general, goes to pull up his very tight jeans and stares directly at his huge bulge sticking out. He then spends most of the scene looking at the cleavage of the actress in front of him. - must see. sorry i dont have caps
     
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    One of my earliest crushes when I was a girl. I gotta see some of those episodes again!
     
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    There are several previous postings on here re DoH/Smallville and John Schneider - have a look but here's a preview...
     

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    It was an era when guys wore tight jeans, and most displayed a suggestion of their genitals, but John Schneider's VPL was the most blatant on general-audience TV, time after time, then or now. I don't understand how he got away with it, unless everyone was in denial. But I'm glad he did! How I miss the Good Old Days.
     
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    we know the last one is a fake because it is not anywhere big enough........lol thanks for pics
     
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    His jeans are tight enough for my taste anymore:
    http://www.reelcollectibles.co.nz/images/hall/john_schneider_800.jpg
    http://www.optixart.com/images/John_Schneider_5000_5x7-1a.jpg
    http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Smallville/Images/John-Schneider-3.jpg
    http://media.monstersandcritics.com/galleries/1587902/CSH-05087440085.jpg
    I was really hoping that when he was on Nip Tuck we would see a nude scene with him.
     
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    Same here. I grew up in the 70's/early 80's and seeing men's penis bulges was so common that I never reacted, nor did anyone I know.
     
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    Wish I knew what episode this was from. Proof that Tom Wopat went commando (or comanche if you prefer) Looks like Luke Duke's ripped the seat of his pants. Downloaded this image a few years ago, but could never find out which episode. I would love to see if I could get some better caps from it. Only clues from the pictures are Bo and Luke outside the Boar's Nest running towards the General Lee. That really narrows it down.
     

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    I think that Bo was the only reason anyone ever watched the show! He certainly had my attention.
     
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    Boys and girls, gay and straight, had stroke material watching this show. John's trouser log was so obvious that it was obscene, which is why I love the 80s. So many things seemed to slip pass the censors back then. Tom Wopat had the ass though. To see John bone Tom in that ass would have been the stuff that dreams are made of.

    http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe1/listings/032610eBay028.jpg

    Picture of John and Tom riding horseback together
    http://www.mainstreetmallonline.com/fanstuff/members/buhhoe1/listings/johnc6b2_1.JPG

    More Bo and Luke fun...could they have been the original Ambiguously Gay Duo?
    http://favoritehunks.blogspot.com/2...y-2-for-september_09.html?zx=87f224f53a5ec069
     
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    I just popped in the DVD to have a look at that episode, and yes, John's cock print was on full display in the scene you mentioned, as well as a scene that comes a little later when the Duke boys go to the local registrar's office. He didn't even look hard, and it was still long and noticeable. It was so obvious that I just know people on the crew must've talked about it. Maybe he got off knowing that his junk was basically so easily seen? One thing's for certain, neither one of those Duke boys wore drawers. Daisy who?
     
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    that episode is coming in my next Netflix shipment tomorrow.
     
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    Yes back then John Schneider was the cutest and horniest guy on tv. I got a hard-on for him everytime I saw him on the show especially about the one with Loretta Lynn. I get a boner for him now just thinking about him back them. I have had fantasies about him that he was gay and we were an item and I would suck his big dick and he would fuck me up the ass as I moaned and groaned and he would too from the pleasure we gave each other.

    If only it could come true.
     
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    Fucking hot. I'd be willing to bet that he had more than one proposition from a man back in the day. He literally looked like a porn star, particularly in the days right after Dukes when he sported that moustache. Woof!
     
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    Yeah, I think he looked his best in his late 20's, which would have been in the late 1980's. Both the moustache and I also liked the way he had his hair styled back then. Of course he still looks good all these years later as well.
     
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