Dumb Q: How do guys 'unerect' quickly?

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  1. OldLady

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    Just met this young guy recently and we have been flirting outrageously.

    A question I've always had that I've never asked before: How do guys successfully (at least some of the time) lose an erection quickly?

    I've noticed that this under 30 y.o. guy can usually lose his erection after 1-2 minutes. For example, we'll flirt a bit discreetly somewhere and he'll end up with a prominent hardon. But when he comes back into the next room or something spare moments later, his erection is gone.

    Meanwhile I know that some guys can't get rid of all their hardons, but just wondering what are the things guys try to do when they need to appear flaccid.

    Just wondering.
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    Just imagine sex with a disgusting person, and the erection will wilt.
     
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    Think of fucking your grandma.
     
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    i clench my fist in the air and shout, 'unerect!'
     
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    Lol.

    As for me, I just sort of will it out. I just direct the energy out of it, till I feel my hard-on start to subside, then let nature take it's course... now, if only I could do the opposite, I'd be in like Flinn :)
     
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    Think of watching puppies drown. Works every time.
     
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    Ha! thats fucking funny
     
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    This reminds me of highschool. If class was going to be over soon and I had a boner I didn't want to stand up with it so I'd either think of old ladies are focus intently on some dude in the class or the teacher (unless it was a hot female teacher) and my boner would go away in time for me to be able to get up for the bell.
     
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    Sometimes it's hard to get it to go away but most times it's not. It was wayyyy harder when I was in highschool (damn hormones) so i'd usually just tuck it behind my belt or something, hope no one could see a bulge in my shirt or pants and deal with it.

    Pretty much just thinking of something that is the opposite of what turns ya on. How about a really fat girl taking a dump.....I also like puppies drowning Birdinmo, i'm gonna try that one next time. :)
     
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    Men have 2 "heads"....but they can only think with 1 at a time.
     
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    to appear unerect you could always tuck your boner up into your waistline. sometimes it works, ( if you have a gut) sometimes it doesn't (if your skinny, people will notice all of a sudden you have gained weight around your midsection.)
     
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    Puppies drowning and fucking ugly people... never thought of those. I just imagine blood and gore, people getting cut up... yeah, the boner goes away quick.
     
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    Tuck it behind your leg. Painfull to walk, but no bulges anywhere.
     
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    thinking of either my mother or grandmother does the trick for me; down in less than 5 seconds....:biggrin1:
     
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    yeah same here

    why is this thread in women's issues?
     
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    This is completely subjective, not only for every situation, but, I would assume for every guy. I've been able to have sex multiple times in a row, or I've lost it in seconds. It usually depends on the situation, the emotions and how hot the girl is
     
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    if I can adjust discretely I tuck it back- if not- pinch myself very hard. works to help stave off orgasming too
     
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    Think about depressing things, like your 401K, or doing taxes.
     
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