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Want to see my cock?

No, I'm not asking. But if you use that as a introductory message then consider it a so long message as well.
 
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I have turned off my PM's so unwashed scum are robbed of the opportunity to send me garbage.

If they want to say something to me they'll have to post it in the cold light of an open forum
and none of the cockroaches can stand that sort of exposure.
 
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I have turned off my PM's so unwashed scum are robbed of the opportunity to send me garbage.

If they want to say something to me they'll have to post it in the cold light of an open forum
and none of the cockroaches can stand that sort of exposure.

But it also means I can't message you :sob: (I don't actually mind, it just made me give a maybe silly compliment in that one thread where it wasn't really on topic, but eh, oh well)
 

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"wanna see my winkie" are the most annoying messages.

"hey" are the saddest.

Sometimes I am really bad at replying to messages. I'll mean to respond, but a couple of days pass then it feels weird to respond. About a week later I really think I should respond but it's already been so long I assume the sender now hates me.

If you've sent me a well thought out message and I did not respond it's because I am neurotic. It's me, not you.
 
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As far as the topic, pretty much any message where the person is trying to chat me up/hit on me/show off. For this site, that would be only men but I've also received some absolutely lovely or interesting or amusing messages from men too. Why is it dumb when I get messages like I mentioned? Because I have it on my profile and signature as well as it being mentioned in many thread posts that I'm monogamous and don't look at galleries hardly eeeever.
 
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The dumbest lately was him seeking "discrete" fun.

I'm like, do you even know what discrete means, dude?

The word you are looking for is DISCREET.

Ugh

That deserves to be corrected in red bold, given a F grade,
an admonishment about his spelling and a link to Merriam-Webster's on-line dictionary.