My buddy walks around his house commando in cutoff sweatpants. My gf and I go over to his place and he's laying on his side on the couch. He goes "Look at the bruise on my knee from getting hit today." We can see this enormous bulge of his cock reaching down to 1" from his knee and he grabs the head and swings it sideways to show us the bruise on the bottom of his knee. Later we're heading to bed and she says "Was that all him?" I'm like yeah... She says "He's fucking HUGE!" I'm like yeah...She says "How big does that thing get?" I tell her and she says "Oh my God I gotta have it." She's now my ex-gf and his FWB.