During sex

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    "Hand me the cell phone."
     
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    "Are you in yet?"
     
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    three two letter words;"Is it in?"
     
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    *yawn* Oh, you're still at it?
     
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    "Would you like me to fake my orgasm now so you can watch Letterman?"
     
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    No, that's not my hymen. You've got the sheet between us.
     
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    You fuck like a john.
     
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