Dustin Diamond, AKA "Screech" on Saved by the Bell

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by ackomack, Jun 13, 2006.

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Do you believe Screech's claims?

  1. Of course.... why would he lie?

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  2. No way.... he's full of it!

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  3. Who knows

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  4. Who cares

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  1. ackomack

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    Just a tidbit...

    This morning on SIRIUS's Howard Stern show, Dustin Diamond from Saved by the Bell came on Howard's show. In passing, he mentioned that the internet rumors about his generous endowment were true, prompting a half-hour+ discussion about his size. Howard even brought Dustin's long time girlfriend into the discussion, and she confirmed that Dustin is packin (for what it's worth.)

    Screech gave us some specifics on his meat... He's packing around 10" (claims he's never measured), says that he's fairly thick, and generally talked down the benefits of being well-endowed. He told a story about his first time, describing the situation as "horrible" because both he and the girl (also a virgin) got bloody... He then went on to talk about many of the issues that have been discussed on here, such as "it" flopping in toilet water, and condoms not fitting right. I thought about calling in and recommending this site to him, but of course I didn't want to sit on hold for 2 hours.

    In general, it was AWESOME radio... absolutely hilarious. If you don't have Howard Stern or SIRIUS, you really should!! You never know what is discussed on there. (BTW, many times he's had John Stamos on talking about his endowment, etc.)

    -SIRIUS Ack
     
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    Howard Sterns a hack and Sirius is sad. (Avid XM User and O&A Fan):biggrin1:

    Dustin Diamond does not do anything for me
     
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    He's just nerdy enough to be telling the truth. And ugly as fuck.
     
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    I believe he is telling the truth. The girlfriend was clearly not trying to fool the public. Anyone have pics?... since he is desperate for money, he should consider porn.
     
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    Howard is great radio!

    But, the story with Screech is bs.

    The guy made it up to get on Howard - otherwise no way would he have been booked. Nothing else interesting about him.

    He's selling t-shirts to try to pay his house off. That's what he's doing with his career (or lack of)

    And his wife LOVES anal from his penis which he describes as unable to fit in any condom.

    Just doesn't make sense.


    Btw George Takai is GREATTTTT this week. Awsome having him as the announcer - he is interesting and the song parodies are great.

    Get Howard!
     
  7. findfirefox

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    How do you like Howard? How? He is a bad broadcaster!

    Though, I can't say I know anything about "Dustin Diamond", therefore, I can not really make a call on what he has.
     
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    Howard may be alot of things but bad isn't one of them. Always interesting and funny
     
  9. findfirefox

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    If you think vomit is interesting and constant bitching is funny.
     
  10. ackomack

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    Constant bitching? As opposed to Opie & Anthony's inferiority complex, constantly pissing on Howard any chance they get?

    Here's a thought to O&A: Do an original show, stop copying Howard. He's a true pioneer of radio. He's been in business since WNBC in the early 1980's...

    Both O&A and XM suck. O&A had to go back to terrestrial radio to keep listeners, and XM can't even negotiate with the RIAA much less stop SIRIUS from gaining on them in subscribers. Granted, XM has a good music selection, but as far as entertainment, they offer OPRAH, ELLEN, and OPIE & ANTHONY. Lame in comparison to Howard, Maxim and Playboy, IMO. ;-) But I suppose I'm not going to convince any O&A diehards, so we can agree to disagree.

    By the way, George Takei is indeed awesome on the show... I wish he became a permanent fixture.
     
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    findfirefox, have you ever listened to Howard? There is no one that even comes close. Give him a try before you judge the show. You'll change your mind. Promise.
     
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    We have ALL heard Howard Stern before.... The man lacks any real substance. I find him a waste of time. Potty jokes and humour are below most of us here...

    And speaking of Dustin Diamond... I dont' care what he is packing.. the man is far from attractive.:smile:
     
  13. findfirefox

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    I did listen to Howard when he was on KUFO here in Portland. (Part of CBS Radio)

    O&A are original, O&A have many dedicated XM Users, they still do, they went back to CBS Radio because that's what they wanted in the first place, they want to talk to more people, just because Howard said that they are failures in radio so they had to go back to terrestrial, not true, they wanted the deal, and now there being expanded to more markets, across the country and fast, there "failing up".

    Sadly for Howard, he lost almost all of his listeners and now no one pays attention to him, he's no longer the "king of all media", its sad but true. Hes a bad broadcaster O&A can be entertaining while following the FCC rules, Howard could not, so Howard went to the little doggy so he could do what he wanted, O&A get to talk to all his listeners now AND go to XM and do whatever they want.

    The RIAA thing is not because they could not negotiate, XM Has the only LIVE portable sat. radios, the RIAA is angry over the Inno because it records music off the radio for latter use, the RIAA demanded that XM had to pay, XM refused saying "The recording function is like a fancy tape player"

    XM Has more subs, better technology, more channels, O&A, and other talk (I'm not a big talk person) Sadly XM does have Oprah and Ellen.

    Oh and its O&A Pest.
     
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    I've been listening to Howard Stern for a very long time. Potty humor, gross , lewd....all true. However, he is also intelligent, clever and very funny. His show is a running dialogue that covers a lot of ground.

    Lastly, believe it or not, he is a liberal and tolerant person. As he and his kids get older, I often hear his more "sensitive and compassionate" side exposed. His audience has heard him mature over the years....and his 9/11 (WTC) broadcasts were inspired.
     
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    Simply put, the fact that we are talking about Howard in any formum is a testiment to his ability as a broadcaster. The point I think that is missing is, Howard really was the first to take on the FCC. If it wasn't for his "forward thinking" there wouldn't be an O&A anywhere, Oprah for that matter.
    While O&A were having a couple fuck in St Patricks Howard was being fined for saying pussy. The FCC has had a hardon for him for so long they have lost sight of what they are supposed to do. Issue licenses.
    I have Sirius Radio, I enjoy it. I've heard XM and for me the choice was clear. There are people, Firefox for example that like XM, good. Thats why we live here. Choice.
     
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    what did john stamos say he's packing???
     
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    Someone brought up John Stamos in this thread as being on Howard Stern talking about his cock size. I just saw a dvd of an old Broadway Bares event where he appears onstage in a tight speedo. You can actually see his big dick swinging around inside the speedo as he takes off his shirt and does a mock striptease. Then he spins around and bares his ass with a big pair of lips on them. It is pretty amazing! Anyone got more pix of his alleged endowment?
     
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    Oh, I'm sorry, I must have come into the wrong forum...I thought this was about Screech and whether he is packing. Does anyone know where that forum went?:smile:
     
  19. B_Danceswithlamps

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    Just kidding. sorta... :)

    Anywhoo, don't care either way, on either topic. If the guy is hung, he's hung. I don't like him perticularly.

    Howard Stern can come off as trashy, but if you listen to him, he can bring up good points, but you have to get over the trashy parts.

    Sirius vs. XM. WHO CARES??? :mad: :mad: Its like arguing Duracell vs. Energizer. They both are pretty much the same. Pick one, and get over it! Its a satellite radio station. Personally, I only use my iPod, and the land line radio if I'm desperately neccisary. :biggrin1:

    Now then, who likes pie? :hijacked:
     
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    I'm a howard fan if only because I loved watching his E! show when I was like twelve yrs. old - god I miss that show...
     
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