Dustin Diamond might have used a stunt penis

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    B_Marius567 New Member

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    Why well he brag about his big 10" cock when he maybe not telling the turth?
    he has his own line of sex toys with dlidlos copyed from his own penis.

    He's a weirdo

    Dustin Diamond might have used a stunt penis - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com


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    Dustin Diamond has been claiming his leaked sex tape was a private video he made four years ago on a dare from some poker friends, even telling Dr. Keith Ablow that "We tried to stop it." But David Hans Schmidt, who brokered the deal, says he's sick of Dustin's lies and claims the video was made last summer with the direct intent to sell.
    "Dustin was in on this deal from the start," Schmidt tells us. "He made this tape in a St. Louis hotel room with two girls last summer with the intention that I would sell it." Schmidt showed us what he vouches is Diamond's signature on a contract dated Aug. 27, 2006. Attached is a cover letter on which Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, appears to have scribbled, "Let's make some money!" Schmidt suspects Diamond has been doubly deceptive. "I have reason to believe that is not Dustin's [manhood] in the movie," says the agent. "You never see his face and his [manhood] in the same shot. If, in fact, he used a body double, I'm going to sue him for defrauding me, Red Light and the American public."​
    Of course it wasn't his real penis. I'm not sure modern technology has cameras capable of picking up objects that small. Technically it's not even considered a penis anymore, more like an enlarged vagina. I believe the medical definition is "Vanilla Tootsie Roll."
     
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    i remember seeing a little bit of the video and i think it was his penis, because it looked really small.....
     
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    he should put out a full nude photo butt I think everyone is tired of him
     
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    Diamond truly is the biggest JOKE going. What a fool.
    And I've seen the video.... teeny, tiny, mini, itty-bitty
    NOTHIN.
     
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    Dustin Diamond's mouth, brain, and personality are as stunted as his cock or cockler (butler) in the video. Is it me? or does anyone know if he was that big an asshole on Saved by the bell. Or is this a new thing?
     
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    Isn't there some old expression along the lines of - "A leopard never changes it spots." Or as I like to say "Once a jerk, always a jerk"
     
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    i actually watched bits of the last Celebrity Fit Club, and it was just sad...i mean, its one thing to be a jerk, but he just seemed to think it was a joke and that everyone was enjoying it; he was totally oblivious to the fact that there was not a single person on that show who wanted him around.

    i also watched the "Saved By The Bell: True Hollywood Story" a couple years ago...they mentioned that he was a couple years younger than the rest of the cast, and he was always isolated from them cuz of it...and obviously, when you're the nerd, its tough to compete against the jock and the prep...all the teen girls were swooning over zach & slater, and screech was just overlooked...so i admit, i feel bad for the guy...he's a 30something who has never outgrown the character of Screech, no matter what he tries to do...he's been involved in pro-wrestling, standup comedy, porno, reality tv...and you can tell he's just constantly trying to shed the Screech image, and it seems like he just decided the best way to do that is to be a complete prick.
     
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    Yep....I saw the same thing. I thought it was funny that he said "here comes the monster."
     
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    Yeah, when he's in the tub, you can see it and it's not hot at all.

    Dustin Diamond's the biggest joke since that guy who wrote "A Million Little Pieces."
     
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