LOL alright, guys, here's the scoop - you don't have to get a physically different keyboard to use DVORAK (and by the way, referring to the keyboard layout, it should be all caps) but instead, you change the keyboard mapping. If you did some exhaustive searches, I'm sure you could find a keyboard with the DVORAK layout printed on it, but most often, you just change some settings. Just the same as changing to a "foreign language" layout for German, or French, or Spanish, or any other that uses "special characters."