Okay so Im all free this week and have nothing to do. In my boredom I came up with the idea to dye my penis some bright color, like blue or pink, just because it sounds fucking hilarious in my mind. I just don’t know how to achieve this. Any idea what I can use for a dye that won’t fuck up my dick permanently? This isn’t some permanent thing I want I just think it would be funny to walk around with like a blue dick. That’s all lmfao. Thank you bros, appreciate any suggestions.
Maybe mix up a packet of Kool Aid with a cup of warm water and soak your equipment in it for a few minutes?
cockydude2018
Superior Member
I've tried dyeing my dick many times... balls too. Food colors won't stick, but concentrated Kool Aid might work, and unsweetened is cheap. Beets and pomegranates stain everything they touch. Oh, and you have to apply the color while you're hard.
Wish I could be there to experiment with you. You sound like a fun guy
Hahhaha why when I’m hard? Is it because the dick stretches? Also would just pure food coloring work if I poured it all in a bag and like tied it up/ put it in a condom? Sound a bit difficult to dye it with food hahahaha
Maybe you should start with dying your pubes first.
Also, when my wife colors her hair, she needs to wear plastic gloves so as not to color her hands as well. That tells me that maybe you could just use hair dye to color your penis?
Also, when my wife colors her hair, she needs to wear plastic gloves so as not to color her hands as well. That tells me that maybe you could just use hair dye to color your penis?
I don't think I've ever been that bored to contemplate changing the color of my peen to pass the time.
TTIWWP 
this thread is worthless without pics :-D
this thread is worthless without pics :-D
LOL, yes. Go get a packet of grape Kool Aid and make a ridiculously purple dong for us.TTIWWP
this thread is worthless without pics :-D
You could just buy some non-harmful body paint that will do the trick and won't be permanent.
I agree with this too. We need to see the result!TTIWWP
this thread is worthless without pics :-D
I confess that this probably isn't the picture you wanted, but here's a pic...of some sort...
Start with conventional makeup tools, like these vivid face markers in Amazon's search result for "neon eyeliner pen"
They're bright, skin-safe, and supposedly smudge-proof and water-proof. If they're safe on your face, they're undoubtedly safe to use down under...
PSA: please do not put hair dye on your dong
Hair dyes are full of a whole bunch of nasty skin irritants, like PPD, ammonia, and peroxide. We put this shit on our hair no prob, because hair is already dead, so it can take more of a beating.
Your penis, on the other hand, is very much not dead, and has incredibly delicate, sensitive skin compared to your scalp. As such, I'd stick to friendlier plant-based dyes that are meant for skin.
Maybe try henna? I've used it on my dick before without problem. Only did designs, though - not sure about doing color top to bottom
Hair dyes are full of a whole bunch of nasty skin irritants, like PPD, ammonia, and peroxide. We put this shit on our hair no prob, because hair is already dead, so it can take more of a beating.
Your penis, on the other hand, is very much not dead, and has incredibly delicate, sensitive skin compared to your scalp. As such, I'd stick to friendlier plant-based dyes that are meant for skin.
Maybe try henna? I've used it on my dick before without problem. Only did designs, though - not sure about doing color top to bottom
Strongly encourage using washable marker instead of sharpie. I have in fact done this with no ill effects.
Too much risk of inflamed sensitive skin from permanent marker.
I put on a lemon yellow eatable condom. My girlfriend sucked and sucked until the condom was gone. It left me with a bright yellow dick
cockydude2018
Superior Member
A combination of beetroot and pomegranate would surely dye anything it touches
