E mail from girl at work to whole company:

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E mail from girl at work to whole company:

I have lost my silver bangle. If anybody comes across it anywhere, it’s mine.

E mail back from me:

I came across a silver bangle in the gent’s toilet. I didn’t mean to but my afternoon wank always produces a hefty wad that’s sometimes hard to control. It’s yours.

I hit reply all by mistake and have an appointment with HR in an hour.