Easter is Cancelled

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  1. The Dragon

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    WARNING***VERY GRAPHIC****
    DO NOT OPEN LINK IF YOU ARE FRAGILE.

    It is with our very deepest regrets that we announce the passing of the Easter Bunny during a hunting accident.
    We extend our utmost sympathies to the Easter Bunnies wife and 1054 children and also to the millions of children world wide who will wake up to no Easter Eggs.
    RIP Easter Bunny.
    We know you are in a better place now.
     

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    That's awesome, love! :biggrin1:

    Truth be told, Easter was over several years ago. What the dog had in his mouth was a Manchurian Bunny.

    Here's the proof:


     

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    Rabbit Fricassee has always been my most favorite "rabbit" dishes.
    "Tar" the gun dog does enjoys hunting almost as much as I do.
     
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    OMG!!! You two are twisted and definetely made for each other.:rolleyes:

    As they say in the hood, "you ain't right."
     
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    That's horrible! lmfao
     
  6. The Dragon

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    Hey Tink you where warned!!
    Bad Luck.
     
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    poor bunny.
     
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    Oh, I'm sure one of his children will carry on the tradition :p
     
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    yep one of his kids is running around in my yard already, i seen his trcks in the snow, and also seen where he hid a lot of easter eggs lol lol, yes we are terible im sorry people
     
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    LMFAO!!! those are both great! I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one on here with a twisted sense of humor!
     
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    Oh, there will be more.

    In case y'all were wondering where all those Easter eggs come from, I found the answer:

     

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    Now that is funny!
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    The Easter Bunny??
    WTF is that about anyways??
     
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    What no more wabbit? How am I supposed to make wabbit stew?

    Elmer the Fudd
     
  15. The Dragon

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    Ester was the pagan goddess of fertitly who came to earth once a year as a rabbit ( or hare).
    They are a symbol of birth and re-birth and so have been adopted as a part of Easter along with egg which in many pagan cultures are a potent symbol of birth and fertility.
    Egyptian farmers use to break eggs over the blades of their plow shares at the beginning of the season as a ritual sacrifice to the gods for good harvests.
     
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    Sorry did you say something, I appear to have gotten a bit distracted :boobies::biggrin1::redface:
     
  17. D_Keziah Binbanger

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    lol! Anyway, if the Easter Bunny is dead I'm sure Yogi Bear will do it in his stead. Don't know if I'm the only one who remember this movie among the young ones...
     
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    Public holiday and ll the shops are closed.:rolleyes: I wish easter was really canceled
     
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    Not the Home depot there, Lee- where do you think I'm heading after I post this to work?
     
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