In our early dating days my girlfriend and I would spend more time naked, especially in the morning after a sex filled sleepover. We often had naked breakfast time!
I remember one morning we were sitting together on the sofa with our breakfast. I got an erection going under my plate... and on the plate was a sliced ring of pineapple. The hole in the ring was smaller than my cock, so I broke it open, and when she wasn't paying close attention, I took it and placed it around the base of my erect shaft.
I then moved my plate to expose my pi eapple adorned, rock hard, long and lean shaft. It was standing straight up, glistening with pineapple juices. I asked her if she wanted some of my pineapple and we both began to laugh!
I suddenly felt silly and said that I couldn't believe I did that! But she did put her plate down and took up my offer! She nibbled away the pineapple and licked and sucked off all the sticky juices. It was hot!
We still bring it up and chuckle about it after eight years together!