Eating Peanuts

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    One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth. In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question - and as he turned to answer her, a peanut fell in his ear. He tried and tried to dig it out but succeeded in only pushing it in deeper. He asked his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital. As they were ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After being informed of the problem,their daughter's' date said he could get the peanut out. The young man told the father to sit down,then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose and told him to blow hard. When the father blew, the peanut flew out of his ear.The mother and daughter jumped and yelled for joy. The young man insisted that it was nothing.Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said,That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?'Jack replied, 'From the smell of his fingers, our son In-law.'
     
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    ewww gross and funny
     
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    LMFAO!!!!! that was great! more please!
     
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    :rofl: OMFG! :lmao: ROTFLMAO :rofl:
     
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    Holy Jeebus!! :rofl:
     
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    A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi are walking down the street and they pass this young man... The Priest says to the Rabbi, "I'd like to screw him..." And the Rabbi replies, "Out of what?!" *rimshot*
     
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    You're awesome, Jake! Awesomely CRUDE!... Love it.
     
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    OH jeez!!! That was good!
     
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    Ha ha :biggrin1:
     
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    Heh. Good one.:biggrin:
     
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    Michael Jackson and his pastor took several boys on a trip to New York in his jet. the pilot informed Jackson they had a serious problem and they might have to bail out. Michael got parachutes for him and the pastor. the reverend asked "what about the boys?". Jackson yelled "screw em!!!" to which the rev replied "but do we have time?". :eek:mfg:
     
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