Eating raw onions with meals gives more semen

[Tattooed Goddess]

That was a hilarious ending line about washing crusty sheets. You have your feelings so far out on your sleeve you didnt even notice the correlation and sarcasm.

If you read many of my posts yesterday, they ended with "No excuse me while i go (fill in the blank)" and this was no different.

Its obvious you have some issues about where you stand as a man which reveal your insecurities, not mine.

Let me also add once again, women dont understand the semen factor, as you can see all the women who posted in this thread are perplexed at the lengths men will go to in order to feel more virile and manly when they orgasm. It might not be strange as far as the male gender goes, its strange to me because i've never met any male that felt that way. Its a first for this small town gal, sorry to hurt anyones manhood over it.

And i'll have you know i do have some thing for cleaning, as i am the owner of a cleaning business and all. So yeah, its a complex to some of you. Its just who i am.

Now excuse me while i go get a beer...

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Before anyone thinks i walk around with a whip because i dont understand this semen thing...I am quite respectful of a wife who revels in my husbands masculinity. I was raised with a very 1950's mentality by my mother. I never talk to my friends or family negatively about my husband and i simply adore him. We both have an identity in this marriage. I think in a lot of ways he is different than most men and given he's the only man i've been with since i became an adult, he is the standard for me, as is my Dad that is the 2nd closest male to me. I also had mostly male friends growing up and was very candid about sex with them, in addition to being sexually activein highschool i never seemed to notice them have a fixation with their semen, cept for that one guy who liked to cum on his walls. yuck. Seahorse, your extreme defensiveness tries to make most women out to be bra burning feminists. While some of us are quite respectful to our men and his opinions. He, too, finds this thread strange upon reading it.

 

[Sixofspades]

What it comes down to is that men are turned on by themselves. We like to think women love buckets of cum and huge dicks, but not all, probably not even most, do. The vajority (yes that's a new word) are into the deep stuff and don't care if you're not packing or have a beer gut. It's about the connection. I see so many guys on here and elsewhere convincing women that they love men's genitals so much that they want to be impaled by something too enormous for words and then subsequently drowned in an ocean of man-goo while she actually doesn't give a shit. It's strange how some of us egg women on to think that way because it gets us off personally. I mean, I don't care how much I jizz. Some days it's a lot, others it isn't. It doesn't govern how I feel about myself. One thing's for sure though, I'd rather keep my breath fresh and not wolf down a bunch of red onion with every meal, regardless of how much it makes me spurt.

 

[B_Nick4444]

What it comes down to is that men are turned on by themselves. We like to think women love buckets of cum and huge dicks, but not all, probably not even most, do. The vajority (yes that's a new word) are into the deep stuff and don't care if you're not packing or have a beer gut. It's about the connection. I see so many guys on here and elsewhere convincing women that they love men's genitals so much that they want to be impaled by something too enormous for words and then subsequently drowned in an ocean of man-goo while she actually doesn't give a shit. It's strange how some of us egg women on to think that way because it gets us off personally. I mean, I don't care how much I jizz. Some days it's a lot, others it isn't. It doesn't govern how I feel about myself. One thing's for sure though, I'd rather keep my breath fresh and not wolf down a bunch of red onion with every meal, regardless of how much it makes me spurt.

interesting thought

 

[Not_Punny]

My goodness!

I've been trying to read this thread, and read most of it (except pages 2 and 3).

What an unnecessary to do -- arguments where none are needed.

Men LOVE their semen. It's associated with all sorts of pleasant sensations and memories for them. It also represents manliness to them, which they prize.

And if a man wants to eat a lot of onion, and the scent isn't interfering with his job or his love life, then why the hell not??

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As a woman, I've had a LOT of semen on and in me. I rather enjoy it.

And because I don't like sleeping in the wet spot, I am MORE than happy if a man wants to spray it on my body or in my mouth.

Just don't squirt me in the eyes, please! :tongue:

 

[Skull Mason]

Yeah I am going to have to agree with the lovely hotmilf on this one. It kinda baffles me that on a LPSG website we would read such posts as the ones above! We are all here for the love and respect of big cocks, and if not, then why are you here? I think coming with said cocks would work in tangent. All the women I have been with have been very eager to tap and slap my cock on their breasts, face, stomach, and clit. They also seem to be very eager to put it as far into their vagina as far as they can take it, and same thing with their throats.

I ask them where they want me to come, and they usually demand that they want it somewhere they can see it because it turns them on. They love to see a big cock shower them with cum, especially when you come a lot. They like it more than I do. I don't suggest any of these actions.

I would assume if you were raised as a 1950s woman that you would not be into a big cock shooting lots of cum on you. But I would also assume you wouldn't be hanging out at a LPSG website. What irks me a bit is that your main issue against it is the clean up, seriously? That reminds me of Lester Burnhams marriage in American Beauty, "It's just... a...fucking...COUCH!!!". As much as I come it takes about 5 sheets of TP and a few wipes to clean it up and it is over. I mean damn, for the first 3 years of my sexual life all I did was come on myself because I was too young to knock any boots with girls. You had no problem cleaning up after sex on your period but not when a man comes on you?

Most are here in celebration of the penis, so being against what a penis produces, and to diss someone who is proud of what his cock can produce, seems to be a little hypocritical.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Oh honey, get over yourself. Sounds like you are getting porn type women, not a woman who has an opinion.

Your just as arrogant as the rest of them. Now go off and eat your onions like a good little boy.

Last i checked women dont go around trying to produce more fluids to feel empowered. Empowerment doesnt come in spurts you can throw about the bedroom. Eager get to slapped in the face with your cock....heh...that make me chuckle.

 

[ThisSpace4Rent]

Pardon my ignorance but why do some men want bigger cum loads?

A number of reasons probably.

One is that, for men at least, how wet a women gets can be an indicator of arousal. And so men probably feel the reverse is true (regardless of whether it is or not), that if they cum more the woman will find it flattering and take it as a sign that he was more aroused..

Another is that the volume of semen a man produce is loosely tied to age. Men tend to produce more when they're younger, and less when they're older, so it becomes important for men in terms of their own sense of vitality to produce a good amount. It's like hair on one's head in that respect.

Another, is that men are almost always in some kind of concious or subconcious competition with one another, and it's one of the ways we might feel we're being judged. More cum = manlier (perception) = men wish they could come more.

Another, and this is for me personally, I enjoy sex more when it's messier. Cumming is the grand finale and I like a good show That's just personal preference though.

Is there a physical benefit to producing more sperm?

No. Contrary to what others have said, I don't think it's related to the intensity or length of your orgasm. Otherwise there'd be no such thing as dry orgasms (the orgasms you can have when you're either young enough that you haven't started producing semen yet, or when you've orgasmed enough in a certain period of time that the well is dry, so to speak).

Or is it just an emotional thing?

Yes.

Assuming most men watch some form of porn you see big cum loads and assume that is the norm or what you are supposed to do. Is that it?

No. I think men understand perfectly well that Peter North is a freak of nature. But I think the male psyche is such that we'd gladly be freaks of nature if we thought it gave us some sort of competetive edge

Does it feel better to cum more?

I think it's the other way around. I cum more when it feels better.

 

[Skull Mason]

Oh honey, get over yourself. Sounds like you are getting porn type women, not a woman who has an opinion.

Your just as arrogant as the rest of them. Now go off and eat your onions like a good little boy.

Last i checked women dont go around trying to produce more fluids to feel empowered. Empowerment doesnt come in spurts you can throw about the bedroom. Eager get to slapped in the face with your cock....heh...that make me chuckle.

Wow what is up with all the judging and name calling? So women who like cum and having cock in their face are like porn type women and don't have an opinion? That is like saying women who like big cocks are sluts and whores. I think that statement alone tells enough about what kind of person you are.

Arrogant, little boy? I didn't go on and say that by looking at your views on the matter that you would be better suited as a nun or in culinary school did I?

 

[Guy-jin]

Men LOVE their semen. It's associated with all sorts of pleasant sensations and memories for them. It also represents manliness to them, which they prize.

Actually, I'm not a huge fan. I typically have pretty gigantic loads, but it doesn't really do anything for me. I don't get the whole obsession with it, either, just like I don't get the obsession with having women watch them jack off over the Internet. :tongue:

 

[snoozan]

What it comes down to is that men are turned on by themselves. We like to think women love buckets of cum and huge dicks, but not all, probably not even most, do. The vajority (yes that's a new word) are into the deep stuff and don't care if you're not packing or have a beer gut. It's about the connection. I see so many guys on here and elsewhere convincing women that they love men's genitals so much that they want to be impaled by something too enormous for words and then subsequently drowned in an ocean of man-goo while she actually doesn't give a shit. It's strange how some of us egg women on to think that way because it gets us off personally. I mean, I don't care how much I jizz. Some days it's a lot, others it isn't. It doesn't govern how I feel about myself. One thing's for sure though, I'd rather keep my breath fresh and not wolf down a bunch of red onion with every meal, regardless of how much it makes me spurt.

I'm with you.

 

[Guy-jin]

I'm with you.

Yeah, that was perceptive. A+.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

The fact that a few guys are getting so offended that some women dont want to be drowned in their semen like the chair scene from Flashdance, all the more proves that some men hold their semenal fluid to some insane spiritual importance.

Since i dont get it and many others dont get it, its obviously not a common feeling that is so prevailant among the male population or else we would have seen it before. There are quite a few of you here because its an international website. For every one of you men who want to shoot bigger loads, there is a woman who likes it. Both of you arent the majority. I'd prefer to know a man who has more concerns about how to be a better lover, not a wetter lover.

 

[ThisSpace4Rent]

I'd prefer to know a man who has more concerns about how to be a better lover, not a wetter lover.

Haha, that should be a bumper sticker

 

[seahorses]

Guys, I think we are wasting our breath and time here with just these few women who, despite the ratio of male posts to female post, insist they’re in the majority and speak for all (and oh, don’t we know how women can speak! (Survey fact.)), not to mention hijacking the topic. Christ, the guy was only stating that onions might be having an affect on his body function. Reading it as something else though, it ‘s been used as a vehicle (a chariot springs to mine along with a rallying war cry on a back drop of music, the ride of the valkyrie) to bash the boys. And low, to reinforce the slapping, despite the guy’s name indicating he might be Asian, he's criticised for his English – even though the English of the critic isn’t that hot itself, who’s is? Any other man daring to make comment in opposition to these women’s vies is compartmentalised and labelled and accused of having deficiencies, or problems, or associating with the wrong women. The fact we all have baggage, a neurosis of one kind or other that helps shape the way we are, doesn’t come into, not when you’re perfect. It can’t be accepted that we’re all different and have different values and views and each are entitled to their own without attempts to make them feel inferior. No, that’s just not good enough. So, like I say, a waste of time. (On the other hand, I'm compelled bythis damn neuroses of mine to waste it. Oh shit!)

 

[ZOS23xy]

Eat raw onions? Only if I want to sleep alone and be unbothered. But raw onions lower my blood pressure a bit and allow me to fall asleep faster. Otherwise I'd be reaching for the mouth schpritzer to detoxify my breath.

Some men obviously love to shoot a large amount (that's cause they watch too much porno) and makes them feel good. Women, and I've asked them, find it a bit more to deal with as they need to clean up afterwards. In sheets and inside themselves.

It falls into the realm of "what you do..."

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Do you ever think Seahorses that maybe we have an idea of what 'most' men like because we talk to more men than you do and that men are more likely to tell their darkest deepest thoughts to a woman than they are to a man, of the men I've fucked not one has ever expressed a desire to shoot a heavier load than he does, of the men I've talked to on the internet there have been a few who would have liked this, maybe I've been lucky to be with men who weren't only interested in how the sex was for them. Incidentally it's an open forum, when someone makes a thread anyone is entitled to post on it, this isn't a male only site, try to remember that.

 

[seahorses]

Cue music, Bodica is off and running. I can see why she ended up being beaten, probably didn’t read the scrip. And you, little sister, defiantly don’t read what I right. You just extract bits you want, twist them round to suit yourself and bleat about them. Perhaps it’s a case of just want keep the ball in the air; fearing the game would be over if it touches the ground. So you perpetuate the situation; instead of answering the questions put to you (probably cos you know you can’t). You go off at a tangent with another load of trip. And do you realise how banal and juvenile you latest missive reads? ‘We speak to more men than you!’
‘No you don’t.’
‘Yes we do.’
‘No you don’t.’
‘Yes we do. Ner, ner.’
:lame:
For god sake woman! Who gives a stuff how many men you speak to? What perturbs me though is you would need to be tapping my phone and having me watched to keeping a running total, to know that for sure. As for the men you’ve fucked; TOO MUCH information! Though I can now see where you get your medical insight from; probably conversation conducted over examinations. You are having check ups I trust; we don’t want any nasty rashes do we? What I do find amazing though is that none of the men you’ve ever had (er, we’ll be diplomatic and say&#8230 contact with has ever expressed a desire to shoot a heavier load than he already does. Have they all actually said, ‘ I’ve no desire to shoot a heavy load’? I mean, I know you don’t ask, (how un-ladylike that would be anyway), because you’ve never asked me, yet you had contact. Nor have I ever mentioned my desires, either way. Oooops! Yes little sister, foot in mouth yet again! Go back and re read. Not in this thread or any other. Nor have I ever claimed this site to be anything other than open, is for men only and that people shouldn’t be allowed to post their comments. That would be as ridiculous as is suggesting I have. What I've said is (and it is only my humble opinion) people comments should be conducive to the theme of topic. Also threads shouldn’t be hijack and used as a vehicle to voice opinions regarding other topics, which has happened here in and, though I hate to say it, by all the female contributors. Tell me that ain’t so? I would also point out that it's considered etiquette on other forums and forms part of their constitution, so it's not that unusual; it's not just my opinion. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go lie down in preparation for the flamer I’m bound to receive from one of your fan club inviting me to fuck off as I’m a pain in the arse.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I have a hard time reading that post. Maybe its because we are from two different countries.

None the less, my conclusion is you are a very angry and uptight person. Especially towards females. Was your mom a dominatrix or were you toilet trained at gunpoint? You bypass sarcasm, double entendres and interpret them as literal. You really shouldnt get your blood pressure up so high. It's not healthy for the internal organs.

 

[Skull Mason]

I dunno I am from the US and I didn't have trouble reading it. I think he is actually making pretty good sense, you just have to put aside the hatorade for a second to see it. It is not very nice of you ladies to try and belittle us men because some women DO in fact prefer heavy loads of semen on them. And yes, these are not "porn type women" that "have no opinion". You should be disappointed in yourself as a woman for believing that those women are the only women who prefer to have cocks put into their mouth and cum shot on them.

I would bet if this topic were in et cetera or sex with a large penis and not tucked away here there would be a lot more people coming forth, but alas, this was not what the OP intended. But while you describe seahorses as very angry and uptight and attempt to psychologically pin down events in his past that may have led him down this dark road of semen, you come across as a woman scourned and vengeful towards men for some reason. Just wanted to point that out.

And my lovely SP, please do not fall prey to man's lies! Not all men tell the truth, and most are not man enough to admit that they would either a) desire a bigger cock or b) enjoy shooting large amounts of semen. Hell I know guys who like shitting large amounts of crap in a toilet, I'd bet they wouldn't own up to that or whisper that into your ear or tell you that on cam. This doesn't make them a terrible shitter though does it?

There is nothing wrong with a man who would like to come more, just like there is nothing wrong with a man who likes to workout to make his muscles bigger, or read a book to make his mind better, or like an athlete who squats to be able to jump higher. It is human nature to strive and be the best you can be. And if having a little more semen and a little longer orgasm and excites your lover which in turn makes you a better lover then who gives a shit...:Flush:

Some girls enjoy it, because for them, that climax is the finale of a sexual escapade, and the semen is not just about a man's virility but about his passion and desire for a woman.

Any other man daring to make comment in opposition to these women’s vies is compartmentalised and labelled and accused of having deficiencies, or problems, or associating with the wrong women. The fact we all have baggage, a neurosis of one kind or other that helps shape the way we are, doesn’t come into, not when you’re perfect. It can’t be accepted that we’re all different and have different values and views and each are entitled to their own without attempts to make them feel inferior.

:arms: