Eating raw onions with meals gives more semen

[Tattooed Goddess]

Just for the record:

i love men and i love the phallus!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

If you'll take a look at what I said Skull all I was saying was I didn't understand it and giving a female perspective on my view of cum. Strangely with all the men in my life I've had numerous deep and in depth conversations about what they do and don't like sexually (none of them would have minded an extra inch), I think this is the third thread on which Seahorses has chosen to have a go at me for venturing to give my opinion on something which he clearly feels is none of my business. I'm a reasonable and tolerant person who believes anyone male or female should be allowed their view so I find that quite strange.

 

[seahorses]

I have a hard time reading that post. Maybe its because we are from two different countries.

None the less, my conclusion is you are a very angry and uptight person. Especially towards females. Was your mom a dominatrix or were you toilet trained at gunpoint? You bypass sarcasm, double entendres and interpret them as literal. You really shouldnt get your blood pressure up so high. It's not healthy for the internal organs.

Wow, just a minute there lady, don’t you try playing that humour card here. You set out your stall with the very first sentence you submitted to this topic, quote:
was the above post in English? Ok, despite the guy’s name suggesting otherwise, let’s assume he’s not foreign. Let’s also assume his first language is English. In that case, there’s no sarcasm in what you’ve written, it’s a put down; you’re attempting to make the guy feel inferior. What’s he done to you offend you in the short space of time he’s been member; what’s he said other than thank me for advice in another topic? Again I’m not counting on any answer, but suffice it to say, if my responses appear aggressive, then they no worse than youown and if they appear to be aimed at women, it’s because I’m continually replying to flack I get from you. Please not that the flack I’ve received from men has been dealt with in the same manner. Also note those men no longer come back at me. No doubt because, as men, they are more honest with themselves and realise the questions I ask and points I raise are valid. As for your posts being funny, you’re so side splitting you had to try explaining your humour at one point. I sure wouldn’t consider taking it up for a living if I was you. Lets face up to the fact that it’s just bitch, pure and simple. The thing is you know I can take it; the shoulders come from many years of playing rugby. So what do you do? You stoop that bit lower and drag in my family; my poor 86 year old white haired mother who’s struggle through life since developing bowel cancer in her early 30’s, needing stoma care and using a colostomy. What’s she got to do with all this? Shame on you.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Once again...taking the sarcasm so seriously you have to bring up your mothers medical conditions as if i really care? The fact you spent that much time picking apart everything i say once again earned you a first class ticket to IGNORE. Now fasten your seatbelts everyone!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

And for SkullMason and the rest of you who said you get more powerful orgasms with bigger loads. I dont blame you for wanting bigger orgasms, i just didnt want to see men chowing down raw onions because they think us women judge manliness and virility on the size of your load. We surely dont. Just be sure to eat the onions after sex...so it has time to wear off the breath before you get back in the bedroom again.

Just for the record, for those of you who thought that i seriously was thinking Seahorses mom was a dominatrix and literally held a gun to his head as a toddler to toilet train him....it was a joke and i didnt get that far in my head analyzing it to picture the woman in latex thigh-highs and steel point stilletos. My goodness...the man goes as far as to mention her medical problems to prove a point.

I've seen it all now!

 

[Guy-jin]

I'm tempted to make a video of me shooting my un-onion-ified load just to make you crazies who are so obsessed with blowing a big, powerful load jealous. :tongue:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Guy, i'll be the first to see that screening right? You can take your seatbelt off to make the video, i give you permission.

 

[Guy-jin]

Guy, i'll be the first to see that screening right? You can take your seatbelt off to make the video, i give you permission.

I guess I'll let you see it. :tongue:

 

[Skull Mason]

I don't want bigger orgasms, I already have them. Just confirming that they feel better and that women in my experience thrive on it.

 

[seahorses]

If you'll take a look at what I said Skull all I was saying was I didn't understand it and giving a female perspective on my view of cum. Strangely with all the men in my life I've had numerous deep and in depth conversations about what they do and don't like sexually (none of them would have minded an extra inch), I think this is the third thread on which Seahorses has chosen to have a go at me for venturing to give my opinion on something which he clearly feels is none of my business. I'm a reasonable and tolerant person who believes anyone male or female should be allowed their view so I find that quite strange.

Well I’ve no doubt that this will also be construed as having a go at you again, because I have to disagree. I don’t disagree with you, p s; I sometimes, though not always disagree with what you say. I sometimes, though not always, question the wisdom, like fore instance when you appear to be speaking with authority on the pros and cons of penis enlargement. As if you have first hand experience of it, having tried it and failed and as a consequence, anybody who says it works is lying. Now if you feel that’s telling you it’s none of your business, that’s you prerogative. What it’s not, as you imply, is a personal grudge. However, if, as a result of reading what you want into what I write, you start hurling insults and abuse, rest assured, I’ll give as good as I get. And that applies to anybody and everybody, not just you.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I was referring to bigger orgasms as meaning feeling better. Sorry i didnt make that clear.

 

[seahorses]

Once again...taking the sarcasm so seriously you have to bring up your mothers medical conditions as if i really care? The fact you spent that much time picking apart everything i say once again earned you a first class ticket to IGNORE. Now fasten your seatbelts everyone!

Bulls eye!

 

[2322]

A man's virility is judged in the public eye. A woman's is not. This may sound counter-intuitive given that there are departments stores with the entire first two floors devoted to women's beauty aids yet it's so.

Our media, legit or pornographic, speaks of highly-muscled men with full heads of hair ramming ten inch cocks into women who then choke on the gallons of semen men release within them. It's this TomOfFinlandesque image of male sexuality that pervades porn, straight or gay.

Men always feel judged either by peers, women, employers, and definitely, ourselves. We are constantly in a state of wondering if we're doing the right thing even if we say, and act, like it's nothing at all. To appear effortless in action is an admirable skill.

Being male is about being more. Be bigger, faster, richer, better, smarter, than the other man to compete with them, to be more of a man. We're just programmed this way. It's how every other male of every other species gets to spread his genes around and that same need to be better applies.

Even deeper than this is what semen is to a male. Women give birth, men just drop a load. When a man ejaculates with a partner it's the ultimate expression of his virility. It's what we're here for, why masculinity exists in the first place. More semen means more sperm which means more masculinity. The ubermale ejaculates copiously and with great force because he's a fucking MAN damnit and a man's cock is a gun. It's a gun in that brings women (or other men) to ecstasy, and a gun that fires life instead of death. Semen is our essence, our maleness and like everything else male, more is better.

 

[seahorses]

Once again...taking the sarcasm so seriously you have to bring up your mothers medical conditions as if i really care? The fact you spent that much time picking apart everything i say once again earned you a first class ticket to IGNORE. Now fasten your seatbelts everyone!

Hey, I just reread that; what do you mean, that much time? Us humans have to go to bed you know, I’d only just got up. Mind you, I have been dreaming about you, but only a little

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Jason, thanks for your eloquent explanations. I always enjoy reading your point of view and the way you manage to make things so clear to us. You are a gem my friend.

 

[Guy-jin]

In short, like so many other things, it's all about insecurity.

Nice post.

 

[seahorses]

A man's virility is judged in the public eye. A woman's is not. This may sound counter-intuitive given that there are departments stores with the entire first two floors devoted to women's beauty aids yet it's so.

Our media, legit or pornographic, speaks of highly-muscled men with full heads of hair ramming ten inch cocks into women who then choke on the gallons of semen men release within them. It's this TomOfFinlandesque image of male sexuality that pervades porn, straight or gay.

Men always feel judged either by peers, women, employers, and definitely, ourselves. We are constantly in a state of wondering if we're doing the right thing even if we say, and act, like it's nothing at all. To appear effortless in action is an admirable skill.

Being male is about being more. Be bigger, faster, richer, better, smarter, than the other man to compete with them, to be more of a man. We're just programmed this way. It's how every other male of every other species gets to spread his genes around and that same need to be better applies.

Even deeper than this is what semen is to a male. Women give birth, men just drop a load. When a man ejaculates with a partner it's the ultimate expression of his virility. It's what we're here for, why masculinity exists in the first place. More semen means more sperm which means more masculinity. The ubermale ejaculates copiously and with great force because he's a fucking MAN damnit and a man's cock is a gun. It's a gun in that brings women (or other men) to ecstasy, and a gun that fires life instead of death. Semen is our essence, our maleness and like everything else male, more is better.

That’s torn it Jason! Your not supposed to make that sort of disclosure in front of these ladies. It ruins their statistics.

 

[2322]

That’s torn it Jason! Your not supposed to make that sort of disclosure in front of these ladies. It ruins their statistics.

Don't let it bother you. No matter how much women know there are facets of the male psyche we take completely for granted that they will never understand; places they cannot go.

 

[seahorses]

Amen brother, amen!

 

[SpoiledPrincess]

Thanks Jason, a very lucid explanation In jizz mags stories always seem to talk about 'gallons of hot sweet jizz', 'torrents of splooge', I wonder if the desire of some men for a huge load is influenced in any way by this.