Eating raw onions with meals gives more semen

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Don't let it bother you. No matter how much women know there are facets of the male psyche we take completely for granted that they will never understand; places they cannot go.

It sounds like you are equating the male gender to the Bene Gesserit Witches from the Dune saga. :biggrin1:

Jason, as always wonderfully thought out and well put posts. I agree with everyone else, always a pleasure to read your stuff.
 

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Actually yeah, that did occur to me when I wrote it. I'm a fan of the movie even if the book bored me to tears. Frank Herbert understood something in the dichotomy of the sexes in that passage. This was confirmed for me when HBO interviewed a female to male transsexual who was describing what testosterone was like. She said that if women had any idea how powerful testosterone was, they would understand men far better. In complete honesty she said she had no idea how male teens could be expected to focus on anything other than sex or how men kept themselves under control. She went on for a good five minutes explaining just how she was not only thinking differently but how much different her senses felt. She became more visual, more quick to anger, even found that her tastes in food changed!

After that I got an idea of just how much divides the sexes. It was a great documentary, following not only this woman but other transsexuals who were negotiating not only their new sexual roles in the physical sense but in the social and emotional sense. And these are people who already feel they're psychologically the opposite sex!

It sounds like you are equating the male gender to the Bene Gesserit Witches from the Dune saga. :biggrin1:

Jason, as always wonderfully thought out and well put posts. I agree with everyone else, always a pleasure to read your stuff.
 

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Actually yeah, that did occur to me when I wrote it. I'm a fan of the movie even if the book bored me to tears. Frank Herbert understood something in the dichotomy of the sexes in that passage. This was confirmed for me when HBO interviewed a female to male transsexual who was describing what testosterone was like. She said that if women had any idea how powerful testosterone was, they would understand men far better. In complete honesty she said she had no idea how male teens could be expected to focus on anything other than sex or how men kept themselves under control. She went on for a good five minutes explaining just how she was not only thinking differently but how much different her senses felt. She became more visual, more quick to anger, even found that her tastes in food changed!

After that I got an idea of just how much divides the sexes. It was a great documentary, following not only this woman but other transsexuals who were negotiating not only their new sexual roles in the physical sense but in the social and emotional sense. And these are people who already feel they're psychologically the opposite sex!

We have to talk Dune sometimes. It is one of my favorite series of all time. I knew I liked you. :smile:

A friend of ours had a sex change in the late 80's. It was interesting to see how it played out. He always wanted one and his wife even knew about it, but he waited until her death to follow through. He used to say the worst thing about the sex change was the only men he attracted were garbage men and swarthy immigrant types.

We need a Gom Jabbar box, but for penises.

Fear is the mind killer, but my penis ain't going in a box for NO ONE!

Well not THAT type of box at least. :biggrin1:
 

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I imagine that would be an interesting experience. Though are some of the side effects of these drugs bright blue on blue eyes? >.>

Personally I think just eat healthy, be fit and you will come plenty. Think of it as the icing on top of the cake for all your hard work :D.

But some of the stuff proposed it is like what is that going to make your semen taste like and your breath smell like :p.
 

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I imagine that would be an interesting experience. Though are some of the side effects of these drugs bright blue on blue eyes? >.>

Personally I think just eat healthy, be fit and you will come plenty. Think of it as the icing on top of the cake for all your hard work :D.

But some of the stuff proposed it is like what is that going to make your semen taste like and your breath smell like :p.

Exactly as they say: you are what you eat :wink:
 
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i will try it just to see if it works..but maybe cooked it first lol and i am gay so i dont need some silly woman telling me about myself
 

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A man's virility is judged in the public eye. A woman's is not. This may sound counter-intuitive given that there are departments stores with the entire first two floors devoted to women's beauty aids yet it's so.

Our media, legit or pornographic, speaks of highly-muscled men with full heads of hair ramming ten inch cocks into women who then choke on the gallons of semen men release within them. It's this TomOfFinlandesque image of male sexuality that pervades porn, straight or gay.

Men always feel judged either by peers, women, employers, and definitely, ourselves. We are constantly in a state of wondering if we're doing the right thing even if we say, and act, like it's nothing at all. To appear effortless in action is an admirable skill.

Being male is about being more. Be bigger, faster, richer, better, smarter, than the other man to compete with them, to be more of a man. We're just programmed this way. It's how every other male of every other species gets to spread his genes around and that same need to be better applies.

Even deeper than this is what semen is to a male. Women give birth, men just drop a load. When a man ejaculates with a partner it's the ultimate expression of his virility. It's what we're here for, why masculinity exists in the first place. More semen means more sperm which means more masculinity. The ubermale ejaculates copiously and with great force because he's a fucking MAN damnit and a man's cock is a gun. It's a gun in that brings women (or other men) to ecstasy, and a gun that fires life instead of death. Semen is our essence, our maleness and like everything else male, more is better.
Okay, I get that. But I still say there is no point in having a huge load if it's going to smell and taste like onions. :yuck:
 
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The trade-off is unacceptable to me...

The cost of the foul breath and added gastric gas far outweigh the (purported) benefits of the greater cum load.

It's the sexual economy, stupid.
 

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Dude - Im just a simple guy. Eating raw onions might give you super-cum, but it will also give you super-bad breath!

So just make sure that you brush your teeth regularly - otherwise you might become the "super-man" of ejaculation, but you will also become a total hermit dude that no-one in their right mind will want to snog or get oral sex from

Whats the point of shooting a massive fountain of cum, if there is no-one to watch, participate or worship at your feet??
If you're a cocksucker, and like to swallow, you don't care how his peter-puddin' tastes.
 

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As this thread seems to have been hijacked by the ladies saying cum volume isn't important and certain tastes are by and large nasty, I'm surprised none of the gay members have dropped by and reported whether they like projectile high-volume loads that taste of onion... Though I'm sure it's probably been done to death already :rolleyes:
 

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Sorry to post after this thread has been dead so long, but does anyone find it strange that the two foods that help increase semen also happen to be maybe the two worst for your breath?
 

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Floss and brush your teeth regularly. After you eat onions crew on basil, mint or mix a little lemon juice with water and use that to wash it down if you're still apprehensive.

The onion smell that gets to people is normally the direct result of poor oral hygiene.
 
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I am i am going to eat a raw onion everyday not only cause it increase cum but increases testosterone by 300%.

Now before people start talking about smelling of onions e.t.c. I am eating it with salad, onion, tomatoes and mayo....so it just ordinary food.


Don't try eat or drink it by it self.... you will be sick and will smell and most likely start hate onions after that forever.
 
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The more you cum, the longer your orgasm lasts. So to the women coming on here, got nothing to do with you. Aslong as you eat a a balanced diet your cum won't taste of onion. Nothing like shooting a big load makes me proud, don't care if the other people isn't impressed, each to their own :D