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I need to figure out how to go from this:

"I thought it meant perform oral sex on your partner until you get married and then use sex as a weapon, nitpicking at everything a man does, until he cries.
(yup, sounds like a woman):tongue:"

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Your husband is the man.


Sry, I wasn't clear lol

He's the one using sex as a weapon, saying I can have it then taking it away because I he wants me to do random jobs around the house. You know, like us meant are said to do all the time
 

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And that goes to prove my point that when men say "Being married ruins all the fun" they don't actually mean sex, they mean we keep butting in and fucking up your jokes


Nah, men shouldn't say that at all. We aren't married. You are welcome to ruin my jokes, as long as it isn't EVERY one of them.:smile:
 

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For as we all know .. (to cite another sweeping generalization)
Q. What do Australian men say to "their women" as they tenderly begin foreplay?
A. "Brace yourself, Sheila!"

LOL, that should be "What does a romantic Australian man say to his women....."

Q. What does a romantic Australian male say to his girl after sex?
A. Get me another beer and pass me the remote.
 

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By the way, despite the fact that I have some marginal, bisexual experience from a long time back, I could say that this girl should have eaten me like a man, because I have received far better tongue jobs from men. But maybe that is because we were both not really into the girl-to-girl thing, and anything but experienced.
 
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I just did everything the girls desired (striving towards whichever way they or their bodies wanted) and took amazing enjoyment from doing it...

Empathy might be to blame, but I was pretty cold in those days...
 

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Yes, that's exactly it! Even with guys that are good at it, it still seems like a chore that you do before getting to the good stuff. Whereas with a woman, that is the whole part to having sex. I've also found that other women are more receptive to what you want/need to achieve an orgasm. Guys just seem to do the same thing regardless of whether you like it or not.

Who treats it like a chore? I've heard women complain about it, but I've never heard a guy say he didn't like doing it. Somebody's being deceived. :rolleyes:
 

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It's different with a woman than a man - not always better as there are good oral sex givers of both genders.

As a generalization women tend to have a lighter touch (not always good for me as I'm not hypersensitive) and hit more of the right spots - probably because they know themselves what feels good and not.

I guess this is similar to how I imagine that guys generally would be/are better at giving blowjobs to other guys - if you're equipped with a cock yourself you're more likely to know what feels good on another one.
 

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Who treats it like a chore? I've heard women complain about it, but I've never heard a guy say he didn't like doing it. Somebody's being deceived. :rolleyes:

It's more tha lack of real passionate enthusiasm that, despite their best efforts, makes it seem a little lke a chore.

Whenever I was with another girl, they seemed to be a lot more into it!
 

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Wow, that really sucks Amygirl. I find it hard to believe that a guy being with you wouldn't be enthused about it. Personally there are times when I'd rather just go down on a girl and I'll be completely content with reducing her to shaking blob on the floor.
 

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Yep but you hear exactly the same thing from bi guys about men giving the best blow jobs.
 

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I LOVE to eat pussy; when my wife is in the mood (which ain't very often as she says she can't see how a guy could put his mouth there) but my question is do any women like having their clit sucked while getting their pussy licked? And what does it feel like? Does it make you cum harder by having your clit sucked?
 

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my question is do any women like having their clit sucked while getting their pussy licked? And what does it feel like? Does it make you cum harder by having your clit sucked?

Some women are too sensitive to have it licked directly, especially before getting completely warmed up. When in doubt, lick everywhere except her clit until she panting for it.
 

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Aloofman is dead on. Good advice in my experience.

Never ever touch her clit with anything dry either like a finger. Bad idea.

A womans clit has the same number of nerve endings as your cock so imagine how sensitve she might be. What we might think is light touching should be geared back about 80%.

The ladies here may be able to suggest some good ideas but I have found that if you can purse your lips air tight around her clit and GENTLY suck while LIGHTLY licking her clit, good stuff happens. But don't try this until she is really squirming from your other ministrations. You might not get to this stage for 10 or 15 minutes. Its a good stage tho to reach.
 

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Interesting that the men have given the best advice on this topic so far. Yeah, I know it was a straight up question on men/women being better but women should never pass up a chance to educate the [m]asses.
 

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OK then, if you want specifics, then yes, direct clitoral stimulation with a tongue is not normally a turn on for me. For some reason, done at the wrong time, it makes me feel like I want to pee! When I'm getting close to orgasm it's good but most guys go straight for it and you end up wriggling your hips to try and move him away from it.

Better to gently lick everything around it, as well as the entrance, and let her build up before trying to suck it directly into your mouth.