Eau de man pee?

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  1. Rugbypup

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    An odd one for you...

    I was out drinking last night, pleasantly passed merry and needed to pee. Nothing strange there I hear you say, not in itself no, the odd thing was when I went into the gents loos, it smelt great!

    I'm not talking pine fresh here, lol.

    You know that sweet, dried pre cum smell? Distinctly male horny sex smell? The one that's really nice and always kinda makes you a little horny when you smell it?

    The whole room stank of it!

    It was great, though I was disgusted with myself for clearly loving and getting turned of by the smell of pissed up straight guys pee, lol. I'd never smelt it so strong or from other men before.

    I was drinking more just so I could go pee, lol.

    Oh well, at least i wasn't rolling in badger shite, lol.

    Pup, x.
     
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    Hahaha!
    This is great post pup!
    It is also well written and funny beyond belief!
    Kudos for being so honest! I love it.:tongue:
    C.B.:saevil:
     
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    Have you considered that the place uses some chlorine based cleaning products to clean there loo's. Just ask what they use and then pop down to your local super market or hardware store and buy yourself a bottle. Be cheaper than keep having to drink more and more jsy to make yourself pee.
     
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    No, it was guy pee... I'm sure of that, lol.
     
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    Obviously no one ate asparagus that night :rolleyes:.
     
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    No, You the man, P :biggrin1:

    Pumpkin and Lavender make men horny.

    Cucumber and licorice make women horny. I guess that why the queen loves her cucumber sandwiches so much.
     
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    I love it, too. One of nature's great aromas.
     
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