Ed Zachary Disease

[Pappy]

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known
Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose"

The woman did as she was told.

"Now, get down and craw reery, reerey fass to odder side of room."
Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me."
As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. "Your probrem vewy bad.
You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf
sex or dates."

The woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary
Disease?"

Dr. Chang sighed deepy and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when you face
look Ed Zachary like your ass."

 

[Dude!]

On a similar note:

A Japanese man walks into the Buraeu de Change in London and asks to change 10,000 Yen. He gets £70. The next week, he goes back and does the same thing, but this time he only gets £60.

"Hey, how come it's less this week?"

the clerk says "fluctuations"

"Well fluc you Blittish too!"