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Bugger me.

First, and most obviously, I guess I have to ask: Is it real?
Second, sounds like Italian or Portugese. Translation anyone?
Third, seems like they're using some sort of strap to hold it in an upright position. I wonder why? I guess their equipment still (barely?) works for procreation, otherwise said tribe would go the way of the dinosaurs...

And finally, for any of you (i'm not generalizing) especially sick fucks reading this and getting brilliant ideas, if it does happen to be real, and you try pulling this stunt on your kid, I am confident that it would be considered child abuse in just about any country. You'd probably be tossed in jail or the sanatorium for quite a long time.
 

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Bugger me.

First, and most obviously, I guess I have to ask: Is it real?
Second, sounds like Italian or Portugese. Translation anyone?

Interesting video but semi-serious in the description.

It's italian, but none useful information in the words. Speacking about the difficulties in finding this tribe of "elephant men" and the curiosity of the sweden woman research :biggrin1:
Finally, they hold it in a upright position to don't beat it all around :rolleyes:
 

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One thing is for sure, they didn't film it at Lion Country Safari or Jungle Larry's in Naples, Florida. Beyond that I'd love to know if there is any more of this African Tribe Commentary? I highly enjoyed it.

It definitely sounds like Italian with a word or two of English thrown in. It also looks to be an authentic African tour Land Rover used in Kenya and other areas for sightseeing. But as for the reality of the plot?

The group are driving along and they stop to ask a native, "Have you seen a tribe of guys around here with 24" penises?" He replies, "Sure, just past the watering hole and around past that herd of rogue elephants." And wouldn't you know, there they are just standing around with penises up to their chests tied up with twine and nowhere to put them. Then the plot thickens. Just like in King Kong they spot the blonde and offer all their bounty in return for a crack at her. She says a polite no thanks.

The only thing that I thought was rather odd was at the end when the one native frees up his two foot appendage it kind of goes boing...boing. I wonder if the blonde had something to do with it, or maybe prosthetic penises in Africa just aren't as advanced as in the San Fernando Valley? :biggrin1:
 

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Says you with that avatar.
LOL, this is the best post I have seen in YEARS. :squint:

?? I don't get it. I was just stating the obvious about the video. As for my avatar, I just put it up, have never tried to convince anyone that it was real or fake...