Egad! Someone has threatened to "phone the ass off me"

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  1. B_Hickboy

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    Have you seen how big my ass IS?!
     
  2. ManlyBanisters

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    Maybe it was less of a threat and more of a promise?

    :wink:
     
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    That's a lot of phoning!
     
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    I have - and I'm sure he thinks you're worth it :tongue:
     
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    Ok, I'm nieve, what is phoning?
     
  6. ManlyBanisters

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    Hello nieve :rolleyes:, it's when you pick up a phone and call somebody (by dialling the right number combination to reach your intended conversant).

    Or maybe there is something Hick is not telling us :eek:
     
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    *throws telephone in suitcase next to rope*
     
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    I hope they have unlimited long distance and call waiting....you know for the big ass.
     
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    :eek:

    You think his is ass is likely to be engaged?
     
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    Yes, but it sounds so formal, we in the states say that his as is likely to be busy.:biggrin1:
     
  11. ManlyBanisters

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    I could certainly keep his ass busy - if whoever that inconsiderate sod who's threatening to phone so much would fuck off...
     
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    "The call is coming from inside the house":eek:
     
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    How big is the phone? :eek:
     
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    I'll show ya something big.
     
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    His ass is so big it has its own zip code. You could kiss his ass for a month and not hit the same spot twice.
     
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    well, there goes your social life.
     
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    Geez and I so wanted to watch!
    cigarbabe:saevil:
     
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    Aren't you married?
     
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