"Eight Inches, Stacked!"

D_Martin van Burden

Account Disabled
Joined
Oct 6, 2002
Posts
3,229
Media
0
Likes
42
Points
258
[quote author=cockinla link=board=99;num=1073447723;start=0#15 date=01/14/04 at 12:04:19]He was drunk.  It was simply bravado.  While not everyone would blurt something like that out, he did audition to be on the show, so he is already an exhibitionist to some degree.[/quote]

Exhibitionist, he was during this episode, but it was a bit disappointing.

The housemates go out to party and drink a little too much, predictably enough. When they're all in the car, two experienced girls offer to kiss each other (Frankie and Robin) if the other two girls (Cameron and Jamie), who have never kissed a girl, do so. Frankie and Robin French each other and Cameran and Jamie only peck. Eh, none too exciting...

So, Robin agrees to French Cameran if Brad takes out this eight inches stacked penis he's been bragging about since the premiere episode. The girls kiss, and Brad agrees to show his penis when they arrive back at the house.

They arrive and Brad, surprisingly enough, can't get it hard. (Whoa, what happened, bucko?!) So he says that he's willing to just show what he has limp. Okay, now this is where it gets funny. Because Brad's showing his whoo-whoodilly on the television, the censors have to blur it out. And since the same technique tends to work for porn, the closer a camera gets to his penis, the larger it will look on your screen, right? So, needless to say, the censors blurred out a good quarter of the frame.

Now, all jokes aside, the girls who saw it (Robin and Cameran) were impressed, and the other two missed out. And in any case, from what you could see of it when he was fishing it out of the boxers, it was substantial. I'll give him a nod.

Actually, there's not much more of a point here -- nothing more worthwhile to add than what's already been said. And I'm boycotting the season early. So there.
 
1

13788

Guest
blar: never take things on mtv serious alot of it is made up
i learned that after a friend of mine was on one of those dating things on the show when MTV was airing in the hamptons(sp?) she does modeling for those import car shows and stuff. Well when asked what kind of guy she liked she said "the normal type guy, i don't like guys with big muscles". then BANG they pair her with a guy with big muscles since she was a model they said that "fit better". Though out the whole date MTV told them how to act, in order to make the date seem wild.

after she told me that i never took reality shows serious.

Besides he is most likely lying. Its fact When a guy shows off the size of his penis for no reason its a lie. I would not be surprised if MTV told him to say that in order to get viewers....sex sells! The only guy out of those real world shows that i believe is the guy from real world vagas he never said anything about his dick.....His room mates only found out about it when they saw him sleeping naked beside a girl. Thus they told everybody else about it.