Einstein's Lost Theory

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  1. jakeatolla

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    Another of Einstein's Theories


    Einstein was born March 14, 1879. He would be 129 if he were alive today.
    Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin! , Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919. At the time he stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was so well endowed.

    He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a DNA Connection.This came to be known as....

    Einstein's Theory of 'Relative Titty'


    Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff, I receive it from my warped friends and then send it on to you. It beats the political crap ..hehe

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    That joke is a giant bust.
     
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    yeah Q.. TIT for TAT
     
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