Ejaculating Sans Touch?

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  1. Imported

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    drrionelli: I've encountered videos about guys who can ejaculate without touching themselves.

    Is this something that can be learned? Masturbation would be somewhat less messy, if so.

    Also, can any of you urinate while you are erect? Does doing so cause medical problems?
     
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    mikemean: I can pee with a boner. I just have to stand funny.
     
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    [quote author=mikemean link=board=meetgreet;num=1039992362;start=0#1 date=12/15/02 at 16:09:01]I can pee with a boner. I just have to stand funny.[/quote]

    I can also. I think I was in my 20s before I leaned that many guys can't. It's not something that comes up a lot, you know?

    -- Erik
     
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    The only guy I've known who could ejaculate without touching his penis was circumcised very high, such that his skin stretched very tightly when erect.

    Just the tension of the erection could set him off.

    I guess you'd say his string was wound too tight?

    Pecker
     
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    Physically I can pee when erect, but theres nowhere to do it... there's no toilet seat fixed to the ceiling! I've often tried, but learned that theres not good way of relieving yourself when hard. I've tried from afar then closing in, but finding the starting distance and trying to waddle towards the toilet without spreying everything within a foot of the toilet is impossible. Then theres the shower, but I'm sure theres a whole hygene issue wrapped up in that.

    The only good thing to come out off needing to pee when your hard, is that it gives a good excuse for a good ol' Hand Jive! ;D
     
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    Most mornings I have to pee while Thumper is saluting. It's the only way to make morning wood go 'Timber!'
    I have cum without touching my cock a few times, but it's never been a regular occurrence.
     
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    biggbenn8: Question...are we talking about spontaneously ejaculating without touching? or intentionally 'willing' yourself?
     
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    kyle: I've done this before.

    I was bunking with a stranger (too long a story) and when I woke up in the morning, I was really horny but didn't want to shake the bed by jacking off. So I started a sexual exercise. It probably took me about 20 minutes to cum but WOW!

    The strange thing is I was hornier than before cumming.
     
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    duzyamuthano: the gay porn director who has made a trademark out of the hands-free ejaculation is kristen bjorn. his videos are über-fantasy, in that they represent impossibly beautiful men in impossibly exotic surroundings enjoying impossibly spontaneous, charged, lengthy sex. so the men cumming without touching themselves is, i guess, intended as a demonstration of how strong the sexual energy is: pleasure just happens without being manually coaxed out.

    two comments here: one is that, as a viewer, this seems to produce less than wonderful orgasms, which is hardly surprising since the guys' main method of control is absent; two, i've tried a couple of times to emulate them to see a) if i could do it and b) what it felt like - i brought myself to the brink with my hands, then left the orgasm to happen on its own. i have to say i hated it: not only did i feel i lacked 'manipulation' (for want of a better word) right when i needed it most, but it also hurt like hell! i guess my plumbing was washing back right at the point when it was trying to flush out or something.

    whatever, i now stick to the tried-and-trusted ... and feel sorry for the performers in kb videos!
     
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    I can pee when hard, but I've found it isn't very easy to aim. I usually end up jacking off every morning.

    As for a hands-free orgasm, no.
     
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    Kristen Bjorn (who is of English descent, by the way) is something of a perfectionist who works his performers hard (no pun inended!). Whereas some directors will shoot a scene in four hours, Bjorn may take two or three days to get what he wants. But, I have to say, that if you've seen one of his movies they are all pretty much alike except, of course, for the different men involved. But at his best, with compliant and well-equipped perfomers, he is unbeatable. Hands-off cum shots are his trademark and there are always more cum shots in his films than in other movies of comparable duration.
     
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    drrionelli: Thank you all for your input! It's very much appreciated.

    Incidentally, as for urinating while erect, uh, yes, I am certainly aware that it would pose certain challenges as far as directional stability is concerned :eek:. The scenario is more prudently played out in the great outdoors (e.g., while on a camping trip).
     
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    I can't wait for the day when Saturday Night Live does a skit on a guy trying to take a leak with a raging hard on.

    Who would be the best comedian to do this one?

    Pecker
     
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    Similar response: can urinate when erect and it usually helps to alleviate the morning wood (a piss-hardon is still beyond my understanding), but aim / force is difficult.

    Ejaculating: have had wet dreams during teenage years but were rare, practically none now that I'm in my 20s.
     
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    hunter4vws: ;D
    Then theres the shower, but I'm sure theres a whole hygene issue wrapped up in that.

    Johnstone1985, an the rest of ya all!!!

    I pee in the shower every day its the only way I can piss with a hard on!! but I got a good reason for pissin in the shower too!!

    when I was a kid I had athletes foot REAL REAL bad!! if anyone has had it you know how it itches an burns an just dont go away!!
    My grandfather who had athletes foot too from being in the navy, went to a Doctor who suggested he pee on his own feet. there is something in your own urine that will kill athletes feet. (Im not into golden showers) an My grandfather told me to try it!!
    when your in the shower, have the spray to your back an then let your own stream of pee go, as it runs down toward the drain, splash your feet in it. ((I know it sounds so gross, I really gagged the first time too))
    but you know what? the itching/burning stopped right then!!!! the athletes foot was gone in aprox 2.5-3 weeks!!! I am not kidding this really works!!
    by the way, I have been able to cum too with out touching however, it was by ridding my boyfriends cock an it rubbing my prostate. Now that feels better that hand stimulation!! and even better if your rubbing your dick while your prostate is being rubbed!!
     
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    Guyincognito: Never came without touch but I have urinated many times with a hard on..

    Although you can urinate with a hard on.. It is supposed to be physically impossible to ejaculate and urinate at the same time!
    Due to reproductive purposes.
    Pre-cum is there to lube the urethra so that there is no acidity from previous urination.
    lalala blah..blah..

    dave
     
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    reir: I have been able to fantasize myself to orgasm a few times without ever moving my body at all. It takes a lot of concentration and control (not to mention a lot of time because of the lack of physical stimulation) but the sensations of doing so are so far above and beyond anything i can get by physically jacking off that it's worth it.

    And I can pee with a boner, but i usually try to will the cock down a little so i can actually aim into the toilet. :)
     
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    I don't know what your morning wood is like, but in my case sheer force of will can't make Silly Putty out of granite! ;D
     
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    meathose10: I can piss with a hard-on , but it's double streamed...
    As for ejaculating without touch. I've done it and I like it. Of course you need to stimulate yourself at first - I've stroked and stopped and stroked and stopped and stroked and stopped and then when I'm good and hard I can stand up and look at it in a mirror and if I make it sway back and forth or flex internally and make it jump the sight can make me pump cum. It feels great - doubly so because I'm watching it happen.
     
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