ELDERLY SEX
An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a
long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided
it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how
their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided
it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about
sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully,
"I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,
then, looking over his glasses, he casually
asked, "Is that one word or two words?"
An elderly couple, who were both widowed,
had been going out with each other for a
long time.
Urged on by their friends, they decided
it was finally time to get married.
Before the wedding, they went out to dinner
and had a long conversation regarding how
their marriage might work.
They discussed finances, living arrangements
and so on. Finally, the old gentleman decided
it was time to broach the subject of their
physical relationship. "How do you feel about
sex?" he asked, rather trustingly.
"Well," she said, responding very carefully,
"I'd have to say, I would like it infrequently."
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment,
then, looking over his glasses, he casually
asked, "Is that one word or two words?"