elephantitis of the penis :O! not for the squeemish

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  1. TurkeyWithaSunburn

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    Anyone have a scale? I say we just weigh it and then try to work out volume of it. :smile:
     
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    <--- is scared! :|
     
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    my dick is 5 feet around, too
     
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    Where this guy was from, his currency was probably stones or chickens(cocks).

    How many 7oz. shaving gel cans?

    In all honesty, do you think that thing has flexibility or does slight movement cause severe pain to the individual?

    I wonder if there is anyone currently on earth with this malady?
    If so, I guarantee huge ratings if he ever got on "My Shocking Story" on the Discovery Channel.
     
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    I just stopped bothering correcting people all together about eight years ago. You should probably do the same. It'll make your life less retarted.






    Take the bait.
     
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    Lmao thats fucking funny
     
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    So skinny jeans are no longer an option then.
     
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    I think you might be right. This guy actually has a micropenis!
     
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    Yeah uh, Koval is right, that stuff is actually full of worms. :/ We briefly studied this when we were looking at nasty sicknesses in my biology course.
     
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    Now this is what i imagine when picturing a record book entry for world's largest penis.
     
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    Well, here's a TV clip ... it's a different guy, this one has it in his scrotum... sort of reminds me of a beanbag chair.

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