Elevator joke

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  1. spartalee

    spartalee New Member

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    I heard this not to long ago and thought it was funny lol

    A man named john get's in an elvator on day and presses the button for the 15th floor. after doing so he turns around and sees a HUGE man standing in the back of the elevator. john stares at the man and cant believe how big he is, then the man looks him dead in the eye and say 7ft 2in, 630lbs,balls weigh 3lbs each, 20inch penis, Turner Brown. After hearing these words john immediatly faints.....When john comes too the large man asked are you ok? and john said what did you say to me earlier??? and the man said, oh...a lot of people always ask me the same questions so I answered them before you asked I am 7ft 2in tall I weigh 630lbs, each one of my balls weighs 3lbs, I have a 20inch penis and my name is Turner Brown...john says with a lot of relief in his voice...OH Thank God I thought you said turn around!

    lol hope you enjoy...
     
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    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    That one has it's ups and downs.
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Oy, that one needs to go in the basement.
     
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