Elijah Wood

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Matthew, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. Matthew

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    I don't know about him being hung, but has anybody seen the "Elijah Wood is Very, Very Gay" website? It's the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen.
     
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    No, it's a roll of lifesavers with a head.
     
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    But what can you expect?

    He was a hobbit after all.
     
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    Took the words right out of my mouth! :bigsmile:
     
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    I checked and didn't see a previous forum. There's been speculation I know about his size, but I just saw the new Centrino commercial, and it has our hobbity little friend sitting in the lap of a (female) plane passenger. You can see his crotch the whole time, and it seems to be somewhat protruded.

    Anyone else seen this commercial? I looked for them online but couldn't find them, so I can't (obviously) share.
     
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    Elijah is gay and is not packing more (or at least much more) than average.
     
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    He has the most beautiful eyes.......
     
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    For the rec: I am somewhat bi-curious and EW is definitely the one, I would give a try:biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree? Sex
    huhuhuhuhuh "wood"
     
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    "We were walking home and saw this fountain. Dom and I looked at it and he said 'We should conquer it.' Once we got to the top, what else was there to do but urinate in it?"
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    what would the insult comic dog say about elijah, Hot ass for me to poop on.......
     
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    There's a possiblity he's a Hobbit down below:biggrin1:

    He's an extreme nail biter, one of my peeves.
     
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    Yes, thank you so much! There's little I loathe more than seeing fingernails chewed into aesthetic oblivion, like little stumps screaming out about their owner's insecurities. Instant turn-off.
     
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    Funny and yet sad at the sme time
     
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    Maybe you should offer him something else to keep his mouth busy... :wink:

    I would, if I were ever in the place to do so.
     
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    I think he's revolting and a prime example of everything that is wrong about the Hollywood leading man. He's a snot-nosed, nail-biting whelp.
     
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    Thanks for that picture. :smile:
     
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    Matthew, I'll flip you to do that filming. :tongue:
     
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