Elijah Wood
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Oh, I thought I was talking to YOU. Arrrg, I get so confused sometimes. Oh NO! I'm turning into HungBlond! OK, hugs and sloppy wet kissed to all. Ta-ta! :tongue:Matthew said:
EDIT: I forgot... to put... the ellipses... for the... you know... fill-in effect.
Yes, I have seen this commercial, and, no, I don't know if he's big or not, but I would definitely fuck him if given the opportunity. But how does anyone know whether or not he's gay. And as far as the protruded comment goes, he may have been hard when he was doin that commercial. Lucky girl though whoever she is, to be that close to his dick.:biggrin1:
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It's funny how only the pretty guys get pegged for gay. Am I the only one, who notices this?
Tom Sizemore, Ernest Borgnine, Vince (ever pudgier) Vaughn, the Commish-Thing-Shield guy, Forest Whitaker - none of these guys will ever be called gay. And if they were, who cares?
But[t]...
Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, the Black Guy from the TV show Criminal Minds (and Birds of Prey), Tom Cruise, Elijah Wood, Prince, Rick[y] Schroeder, Scott (Party of 5) Wolf, Rick Springfield, James (Cyclops) Marsden - every last one of these guys has been called gay at some point in their careers, and not one of them is.
And they're all pretty.
Anyway, it's funny. There's this understanding among most guys that we don't look at other guys, and it's a big-ass lie. If it's true, how is it we're always calling the good-looking guys gay? Is it like a pinata, like we're picking these guys at random?
Everytime some big jock-type says, "Cruise is GAY, man", I look at him funny. Like I'm passing on the post-match shower.
Tom Sizemore, Ernest Borgnine, Vince (ever pudgier) Vaughn, the Commish-Thing-Shield guy, Forest Whitaker - none of these guys will ever be called gay. And if they were, who cares?
But[t]...
Al Pacino, Marlon Brando, Keanu Reeves, Brad Pitt, the Black Guy from the TV show Criminal Minds (and Birds of Prey), Tom Cruise, Elijah Wood, Prince, Rick[y] Schroeder, Scott (Party of 5) Wolf, Rick Springfield, James (Cyclops) Marsden - every last one of these guys has been called gay at some point in their careers, and not one of them is.
And they're all pretty.
Anyway, it's funny. There's this understanding among most guys that we don't look at other guys, and it's a big-ass lie. If it's true, how is it we're always calling the good-looking guys gay? Is it like a pinata, like we're picking these guys at random?
Everytime some big jock-type says, "Cruise is GAY, man", I look at him funny. Like I'm passing on the post-match shower.
playainda336 said:
" Elijah with baked goods = gay"
::chuckle::
and someone else was calling Elijah Wood everything that is wrong with leading men in Hollywood. Since when was Elijah Wood anything at all like the prototypical leading man in Hollywood? I'd say he's pretty far from it. He's had very few leading roles and in his most notable one he plays a whiny, endlessly passive midget with hairy feet upstaged by nearly every other member of the cast. Not exactly what you think of when you're thinking typical Hollywood leading man. Who else would even come close to fitting this description besides Hugh Grant?
not that I have anything against Elijah Wood, as an actor I like him pretty well, just responding to that one criticism which to me seemed a little misdirected.
JackbytheSea said:
JackbytheSea said:
Elijah Wood is thought to be because of this picture and rumors that back up what is seen. Few people would call Dominic Monaghan pretty, but many people think he is gay because of things ( 1 2 3 4 ) he did to cause the rumors.
There is one other pretty guy that everyone but you seems to think is gay, he probably isn't a practicing homosexual, but that is most likely because the Church of Holy Mind Fuck prefers eunuchs to gays. Did you know that his first wife divorced him because he didn't once fuck her?
Mimi Rogers is HOT! Say it with me, X-philes!
I hope that crazy stich ex of hers is happy now. With his hot, young, beautiful wife with the stripper-bod. Hope he's real happy.
That poor girl.
I hope that crazy stich ex of hers is happy now. With his hot, young, beautiful wife with the stripper-bod. Hope he's real happy.
That poor girl.
The entire Jared Leto coming out gay interview reminds me of how the Keanu Reeves rumors got started. Reeves did an interview with The Advocate (memory?) where he was asked about his role in My Own Private Idaho and his own sexuality. His answer was something like "Not today, but I might be gay tomorrow." He was probably just trying to avoid a direct answer, but it started a lot of rumors; including one about him going clothes shopping, at a swank Manhattan clothing store, on David Geffen's tab.
Like I said above, they start the rumors about themselves.
Like I said above, they start the rumors about themselves.
I have to agree that it's pretty likely Elijah Wood is gay, he'd be the right person to increase the 1% gay on my profile! A gay friend of mine claims he met Elijah on a beach in Canne during the film festival- my friends gaydar was giving out a strong signal.
And yes, Mimi Rogers is hot! love those breasts
IanTheTall said:
And yes, Mimi Rogers is hot! love those breasts
He's a weird-looking, little mofo,..but, according to a friend of mine and reliable source, EW's packing BIG TIME--and he's got some weird feet!
I wish so bad I could tell more, but even hinting at the nature of his job is something I swore not to do here. All I can say is that bud saw Elijah Woods naked and saw his his thing, which he described as seven-ish in a floppy state and darker than the rest of him. He also said the dude had really weirdass feet with long, monkeyish toes and thin ankles - didn't say 'big' feet, but monkeyish with hairy, little legs.
Nasty.
He's also seen Dan Cortez, Jerry O'Connell and Adrian Brody naked, but not at the same time. Of them, he says Brody's probably the biggest, but couldn't tell since the man's so damn skinny.
Anyway, it's nice to have something to contribute on the celeb forum, since I rarely get anything to post here. :smile:
No pics, I'm afraid.
I wish so bad I could tell more, but even hinting at the nature of his job is something I swore not to do here. All I can say is that bud saw Elijah Woods naked and saw his his thing, which he described as seven-ish in a floppy state and darker than the rest of him. He also said the dude had really weirdass feet with long, monkeyish toes and thin ankles - didn't say 'big' feet, but monkeyish with hairy, little legs.
Nasty.
He's also seen Dan Cortez, Jerry O'Connell and Adrian Brody naked, but not at the same time. Of them, he says Brody's probably the biggest, but couldn't tell since the man's so damn skinny.
Anyway, it's nice to have something to contribute on the celeb forum, since I rarely get anything to post here. :smile:
No pics, I'm afraid.
spinifex said:ok then..... so is EW cut or uncut..... another of those typical questions everyone asks (but nobody has yet in this thread
I would bet that he is cut as would most Americans be in his age group. Besides isn't he Jewish too?:smile:
I sure hope "ElWood" is gay and hung! I've liked him since I was little and saw him in Radioflyer. He's so cute, those eyes and that innocent little face. I wonder what his ass looks like. I hope he has a cute little bubble butt or at least some kind of roundness to it. He also has a very strange and funny high pitched laugh. I don't care though he is still cute as can be to me! Also i'd be hugging his friends too if I was him they are pretty cute themselves.:smile:
Well, I like him too, though I don't think he's neither a good actor nor hung... I've only seen him sport bulge in that pic with the transparent shirt and the leather-like pants in the middle of a forest... I loved him having the sort-of-sex-scenes in "Try 17", but I wanted more!!:biggrin1:
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A while ago there was a news report that Elijah Wood had been doing a live interview up on stage somewhere in front of hundreds of adoring teenage girl fans.
In the course of the interview he was somehow persuaded to call Dominic Monaghan on his cell phone right there and then, just to prove he could I suppose.
Recognising Elijah's incoming number but not realizing he was on speaker phone, Dominic answered with a loud and cheery "Hey gay boy!"
Hideous embarrassment, followed by much stuttering and backpedalling. Hilarious!
In the course of the interview he was somehow persuaded to call Dominic Monaghan on his cell phone right there and then, just to prove he could I suppose.
Recognising Elijah's incoming number but not realizing he was on speaker phone, Dominic answered with a loud and cheery "Hey gay boy!"
Hideous embarrassment, followed by much stuttering and backpedalling. Hilarious!
