Elvis Sighting

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We saw Elvis's dick through his white jumpsuit at concert. The spotlights made his jumpsuit semi-transparent. We had pretty decent seats but I brought binocs. My date said "Oh my......I can see it!!!" Everyone was borrowing them. The same occurred at a (of all people) Roger Miller concert. He had white pants. You could see flesh tones and shadows on both. I'd say both were about the same size,4 inches and appeared circumsized. They were a bit longer but not as thick as Costner in Tin Cup.
 

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That is so funny....I forgot it is April 1st. I am talking about when we saw them in the seventies. Has no one else witnessed anything similar.
 

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NOOO Seriously, there was an Elvis impersonator there last night. I could hear him singing, but I didn't walk past the stage where he was singing. My mom's aunt and uncle (not real aunt and uncle, but kinda) were staying there, so we went to see them. My mom's "uncle" said he saw him... I guess he was in that part of the casino before he came over and found us talking to my mom's "aunt".
 

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Elvis is my cousin, by marriage. Elvis' dad and my brother-in-law's grandfather were brothers. (I think my b-i-l even looks a little like Elvis in the eyes, but that could just be me and my hyperactive imagination.)

Of course, given that I'm from Arkansas and Elvis was born in Mississippi, we're probably related even more closely than that somewhere along the genetic Yellow Brick Road!