embarassing moments

[lafever]

I remember the first time a girlfriend at the time and i had gone to visit her family after we had been doing it. Her grandfather just had to mention that she seemed to be walking different. She and i were soooo.... embarassed, from that moment on it was difficult looking him in the face, and if that wasn`t bad enough her mother was checking me out.

lafever

 

[Fire Agate]

once when i was about 17 or so i decided to ditch school, so i went and hung out in the woods all day and brought my porno mags with me, i thought i went far enough back in the woods that if i decided to jackoff nobody would catch me, boy was i wrong! pants&underware down to my ankles and i was beating the fuck out of it when i saw this lady walking her fucking dog out in the middle of nowhere, right when i saw her i cummed and to make matters worse it landed all over my pants so not only did this women see me ejaculate now i had a giant wetspot on my pants. i just got the hell out of there, and went home as fast as i could. i thought she was gonna call the cops otherwise i would have just stayed in the woods and let the cum dry. then went home, it was terrible:redface:

 

[lafever]

Thats funny, thanks for sharing that. Once my mother heard me in the bathroom, thank god i had the door locked because she tried to come in. Needless to say she spoiled the moment.

lafever

 

[adam]

The early morning, when the housemaid entered the guestroom to blowjob me, while I was sleeping. I stayed at summer cottage when I was 7th grader. It was my first cuming and the starter of my sex life. At the time, after cuming in her mouth, I was so embarassed and everything was curious, specially cuming.

 

[Freddie53]

once when i was about 17 or so i decided to ditch school, so i went and hung out in the woods all day and brought my porno mags with me, i thought i went far enough back in the woods that if i decided to jackoff nobody would catch me, boy was i wrong! pants&underware down to my ankles and i was beating the fuck out of it when i saw this lady walking her fucking dog out in the middle of nowhere, right when i saw her i cummed and to make matters worse it landed all over my pants so not only did this women see me ejaculate now i had a giant wetspot on my pants. i just got the hell out of there, and went home as fast as i could. i thought she was gonna call the cops otherwise i would have just stayed in the woods and let the cum dry. then went home, it was terrible:redface:

You are a good story teller. I don't mean that this didn't happen. I mean you know how to tell it so that the listener nearly wets his pants from laughing.

I'm sure as a high school kid, you almost shit yourself as well.

 

[Fire Agate]

yeah, mostely because i thought she was gonna call the cops.

 

[flynn]

When I first started teaching and the principal observed me teaching a class. After he called me into his office and told me to do something about hiding my package.

 

[Principessa]

Wore a denim mini-skirt out on a date with my college bf. I didn't wear panties cause I knew they would be coming off anyway. :tongue: After the date as I was walking through the lobby of the freshman girls dorm, gravity took effect.

I heard a girl make one of those stage whisper comments. Something about how she was amazed I could walk straight with all that jizz oozing down my thigh. Needless to say I headed straight for the showers! :redface: :redface:

 

[SlimGuySB]

Group sex (one couple, one single guy, one single woman and me) a good few years back. One of the women there had never met me but my... reputation preceded me. After a while she just says 'Damn, I have to try that!' and pulls me over, so I grab a condom.
I hadn't 'found my brand' at that point and a combination of a too-small rubber, an amazingly toned set of muscles on her behalf and a little over-exhuberence on both, meant that on one out-stroke she stripped the thing straight off me. I feel a little 'pop' as the end jumps off and it is gone! OK, so that is a little embarassing.

What is worse is that I can't get the damn thing out! It's in there, somewhere! I'm trying to be gentle (don't want to go hunting around like I'm trying to find a bolt I've dropped when working on the car!), she is giggling, everyone else is gathering to watch... and I can't find the bloody thing! Eventually the other woman there (with a better grasp of interior female anatomy that I had at the time) says 'Let me have a go' and after about 30 seconds retrieves the wayward prophylactic. Didn't seem to dampen anyone enthusiasm, at least after they'd all mocked me mercilessly!

 

[lafever]

Ok, i`m at the store and i don`t realize that i`ve got this huge bonner and i catch this women just staring with her mouth wide open, even after i turn towards her she`s still staring, suddenly she realizes what she`s doing and raises her head and says, oh my god, blushes and then runs off. Then it hits me, oh shit, i`ve got this huge woody, i wondered if they could see that on the store cameras, then i started to blush.

lafever

 

[CURVEDANDTHICKK]

Ok, i`m at the store and i don`t realize that i`ve got this huge bonner and i catch this women just staring with her mouth wide open, even after i turn towards her she`s still staring, suddenly she realizes what she`s doing and raises her head and says, oh my god, blushes and then runs off. Then it hits me, oh shit, i`ve got this huge woody, i wondered if they could see that on the store cameras, then i started to blush.

lafever

Every male on earth from 7-70 knows when their dick is hard. This smell like bull****.

 

[dhsdad]

I could write a book:

1. When I 16 my mom caught me having sex on the couch in the living room. She had returned early from grocery shopping with my 4 year old sister. My mom pushed my sister in the foyer and stood there as she (my gf at the time) and I got dressed. Be mindful that my parents furniture is covered in plastic, so we were all sweaty and stuck to the fucking plastic. She made me clean the whole sofa before sending me to bed and invited my Gf's parents to come over and "talk about it". I was fucking done!

2. Again, when I was 16, my dad walked into my room and discovered that I had falling asleep after jerking off with my wet cock in my hand and all the lights on. He just asked that I make sure my door is locked in the future.

3. When I was in college, my sophomore year, I got really wasted during homecoming. I woke up in the local hospital ( my school was about 3 hours away from home) with my roommate, my parents and the dormitory monitor. I was dehydrated, had alcohol poisoning and was totally nude. My mom walked away, my dad asked me " is this what we paid for?" It seemed simple, but my dad was like a god to me..so his total disappointment was damaging.

4. When I graduated from college, my sister found my journal ( when I had detailed my sexual conquest from college..both heterosexual and homosexual). I came home from work one day and found my mother and father reading the fucking thing page for fucking page at the dinning room table. Again, I could have died.

I really could go on and on. My life has been one ironic and embarrassing moment after another..that's most likely why I'm so thick skinned.

 

[lafever]

Every male on earth from 7-70 knows when their dick is hard. This smell like bull****.

This may surprise you but i have a huge cock and it stays swelled up, so just a little rise shows big time, it happens so much that i don`t even notice it half the time, it`s just normal for me to have a huge bulge or a mid size bonner. I`m sorry if this doesn`t happen to you.

lafever

 

[Whopper-lee]

My pops (my step-dad ...a part-time preacher) called on me one Sunday morning to stand in front of the church congregation to read a Bible scripture & text.
I had an embrassing erection and didn't want to get up...but he insisted.
So I did.
Guess it was pretty noticible from the looks and stares.
Pops gave me a beaten when we got home from church...said I was disgusting and full of sin.
The good thing was, I was never called upon again to do that task by him or anyone else at church.
:redface:= Then...people talked about & whispered about.
:biggrin1::biggrin1:= Now...brothers still laugh about it, remembering the time!

 

[needthesupport]

Every male on earth from 7-70 knows when their dick is hard. This smell like bull****.

No shit, this dude is FULL OF IT!

Not only that, but like a girl's grandfather is going to notice her walking differently for one, and then number two attribute it to sexual activity.

Get over yourself dude, your dick isn't even that big.

 

[dhsdad]

No shit, this dude is FULL OF IT!

Not only that, but like a girl's grandfather is going to notice her walking differently for one, and then number two attribute it to sexual activity.

Get over yourself dude, your dick isn't even that big.

Yeah..kinda unrealistic. I feel a slight rise..

 

[BuFFnStuFF510]

I have a pretty funny story and at the time was damn embarrassing. Back in the day....I mean way back to grade school, I used to be the artist. Well, one day I came home and my mom was in my closet going through my stuff. She pulls out my drawing pad full of nude women and hands it to me. So, I immediately get embarrassed and said that it wasn't mine and my buddy left it in my room. LoL!!

 

[Guy-jin]

One time I was at the movies and I like totally didn't even realize I had a boner but then this chick behind me was all like "DUDE YOU'RE TOTALLY BLOCKING THE SCREEN WITH YOUR GIGANTIC HARDON!" I didn't even know she was talking to me at first, then she like started trying to move it and I thought she was trying to give me a hand job. Then I realized she was jsut trying to move it out of the way and I was like, "Oh sorry!!"

Boy was my face red. It was so funny man seriously.

 

[Freddie53]

Quote:
Originally Posted by CURVEDANDTHICKK

Every male on earth from 7-70 knows when their dick is hard. This smell like bull****.

This may surprise you but i have a huge cock and it stays swelled up, so just a little rise shows big time, it happens so much that i don`t even notice it half the time, it`s just normal for me to have a huge bulge or a mid size bonner. I`m sorry if this doesn`t happen to you.

lafever

Perhps you didn't look at his pics in the gallery. A bonor really shows on him. I believe his story. Lafever is a respected member here. Slight embelishmetn of the story perhaps, but I believe the story took place. A full blown throbbing erection is noticed by everybody. A slight semi is not especially if the guy's mind is on something else.

I doubt very seriously that Lafever has to have any kind of semi to show a bulge. I'm sure he is showing all the time. I know guys of all ages that do. That is life.

BTW, I'd trade dicks with lafever any time. I doubt he would be very happy with the change though.

 

[JennyS]

Mine was in class, and I told a really stupid joke. Like a complete and total bomb that not a single person got, and everyone was staring at me like I was on drugs.

It was one of those moments where you just wanted to shrink down to the size of an ant and crawl under a rock and die.

And it went on forever. Like everyone kept staring as though I could somehow explain wtf I meant in a way that might make them understand what the hell I was talking about.

And then finally the teacher started talking again and class went on.

That was the worst moment though.