Erectacock: I get bored doing the same jack off routine every single time, so I like to get creative. One day, I starting f***king the closet door. The handle was a circle, to close and open the sliding door. The problem is, I studk my dick through, found out I couldn't move it in and out, couldn't take it out, because I had gotten harder, and was incapable of reaching my hand around the door to jack myself off. I could reach the phone though, so I called my best bud who came over and it took a lot of persuading to get him to go in the closet and jack me off. After all, isn't that what friends are really for??
