Embarrasing matters: landlord found a condom.

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  1. shotinstar

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    Oh sh*t!! My landlord found a condom that I left on the sink!!
    I feel like committing suicide now!!

    If any consolation, I'm moving out in the beginning of June.
    But I've no idea how to get through the next 2 weeks with him!!

    Arghhhhhhhhhh ...!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Was it used or new ?
     
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    Used! But then, there wasn't cum in it!

    If it were new it would only make the situation slightly better!
     
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    Long as you didn't leave it in his wife, what does he care?
     
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    Actually we live under the same roof with his wife, and another lady!
    OMG!! It could have been worse if it were found by the other two women.
    I'm so dead. I feel like moving out at this instance, but I did it, the other two would want to know why.

    He hasn't said anything yet. When he saw it, he knocked on my door and said, "I believe you left something."
    Is there any way that I could concoct something up if the conversation ever comes up later?
     
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    I don't get it. Were you fucking his wife?
     
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    I don't see the big deal. You're an adult and you have sex like most other adults. What's to be embarrassed about?
     
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    No, I didn't fuck his wife.
     
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    And no, I didn't have sex.
    It was for .... pathetically self-pleasure.
     
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    So you were thoughtless and messy... Suck it up. I'm sure he'll get over it.
     
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    People are often very forgiving for us just being human. I'd be surprised if he hadn't already put it in the "it never happened" bin.

    If a mistake won't make a difference 5 years from now, take a deep breath and put it in the past. Life is too short to do otherwise.
     
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    I, like others, am not understanding the reason for the intense embarrassment. Is your landlord some sort of puritan? Is there a "no sex" clause in your lease? I just don't see what the big deal is.
     
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    More conservative than puritanical.. :frown1:
     
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    Fair point. I think this is what I should keep in mind at all time.
    Argh ... I can't concentrate on my project now because of this careless mistake!
     
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    Buy another one and give it to him - UNUSED and tell him he can use the new one since he gave you back the old one.
     
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    Haha .. LOL!!
    I wonder if he still has sex anymore since he's retired.
    Sometimes I think I'm just plain innocent for thinking (and believing) that some people don't have sex or jerk off.
     
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    Fingers crossed it wasn't the kitchen sink :yuck:
     
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    a) Nothing pathetic about self-pleasure.

    b) Nothing embarrassing about self-pleasure. It's pretty likely your landlord does that too. Most people do.

    You should maybe be embarrassed about your levels of cleanliness (it's not overly hygienic to leave used condoms lying around on the kitchen sink), but there's nothing else you need to be embarrassed about.
     
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    Ask him if he wants to fuck.
     
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    Hick. Always the voice of reason.
     
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