Embarrassing big penis

[B_theOtherJJ]

I never cease to be amazed by the imagination and creativity of LPSG members. These guys can have Great careers as porn video writers...

But I always wonder if Fantasy becomes their reality. Momma always said if you lie enough, you will start believeing it yourself. And before you start saying I am bitter because I dont have a monster cock, please konw that I am happy with my AVERAGE one, and do alright with it. Of course I wouldnt mind if I woke up one day and it was huge, but that aint happening.

And to Mickactual, your genuine naivete is so endearing. I always enjoy your sensitive and insightful posts. But honestly, you cant believe this crap, can you? - Alyn

 

[gotabigone]

I go commando everywhere because I hate having my junk all bunched up in a knot in a pair of undies....and my girl knows this. Sometimes when we're out she'll grab my cock in public because she knows it will get me growing....Nothing worse than springing wood in public.

 

[Novaboy]

You saying “trust me” is a misnomer if there ever was one written on this forum! I signed up here recently as 99% gay have never changed anything including that since. Either you are mistaken or fabricating but either way you are wrong.

I stand corrected. I guess I wasn't as careful as I thought! The 99% certainly makes more sense. Perhaps I'm loosing my mind!

Novaboy

 

[Mickactual]

And to Mickactual, your genuine naivete is so endearing. I always enjoy your sensitive and insightful posts. But honestly, you cant believe this crap, can you? - Alyn

jjkrkwood - just because we don't see men like this in our NY/metro area, doesn't mean they don't exist. Now don't rain on my daisies & spoil my fantasy. Even if he hasn't provided photographic proof of his claims, I wanna believe that men who purport to be built like 1bigg1 exist, dammit {stomps feet}!
:rant:

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

jjkrkwood - just because we don't see men like this in our NY/metro area, doesn't mean they don't exist. Now don't rain on my daisies & spoil my fantasy. Even if he hasn't provided photographic proof of his claims, I wanna believe that men who purport to be built like 1bigg1 exist, dammit {stomps feet}!
:rant:

OK, OK , I am genuinely sorry if I attempted to burst your big cock bubble.

but please dont go looking for Unicorns too !!!

 

[1BiGG1]

I never cease to be amazed by the imagination and creativity of LPSG members. These guys can have Great careers as porn video writers...

But I always wonder if Fantasy becomes their reality. Momma always said if you lie enough, you will start believeing it yourself. And before you start saying I am bitter because I dont have a monster cock, please konw that I am happy with my AVERAGE one, and do alright with it. Of course I wouldnt mind if I woke up one day and it was huge, but that aint happening.

And to Mickactual, your genuine naivete is so endearing. I always enjoy your sensitive and insightful posts. But honestly, you cant believe this crap, can you? - Alyn

It seems like several people here are more naïve than Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz so let’s do some math!

Ever notice how there are many hung guys on this website yet very few members in the overall grand scheme of things? With 6+ billion people around the planet you don’t think there are a bunch of big cocks out there like as in millions of them?

 

[cake-licious]

Why is it that every BIG DICKED man has to be gay? I have been wanting one and cant find one.
And why is it that little dicked men want to get with BIG WOMEN I am a big woman.
I see a man with a Big Dick and want him and come to find out he is gay.
Then I get HOT and talk to a man who is willing and ready who by the way have talked a lot of noise about what he got and how he like big women.
And come to fine out he aint got but 4 inches and cant get it in. and most times will prematuraly cum. I wish I could get with 1big1 or some of the well hung men on this site.

 

[B_RedDude]

Dude, I don't have one, but I have SEEN (as sexual partners) a couple of 12 inch erect penises in my life. The guys were taller than average. Maybe a little over six feet tall. They do exist.

until i see a 12" dick pic it's bullshit, real bullshit unless you were like 7' tall. i find even 9-10" almost hard to believe at least natually. without using a device to stretch it.. a big man can have a big dick, but an average 6ft guy? yeah ok..

men bragging as always......

 

[mista geechee]

height has nothing to do with dick size. but how could you be mad or embarrassed ? i got a big dick and yea it was kinda troublesome every now and then when i played basketball in high school. but that's minor. but i did used to get turned down cuz i'm not circumcised. just proves that size truly doesnt matter

 

[scottbud]

It amazes me just how many people claim to have come across a 12" dick honestly there cant be that many I mean jezz thats like having a subway sub in your pants..........

If anyone measures up to this drop me a line.

 

[Juicee Jubes]

great thread - keep up the good work, this thread makes me smile.

can check out my thread if into bigg members - stiff competition.

cheers cupo

 

[mariorossi]

Hey 1bigg1 it' off topic but can we see your dick?

 

[scottbud]

I go commando everywhere because I hate having my junk all bunched up in a knot in a pair of undies....and my girl knows this. Sometimes when we're out she'll grab my cock in public because she knows it will get me growing....Nothing worse than springing wood in public.

Your girl friend sounds like fun!

 

[ActionBuddy]

I'm no giant here, but the first time I was fitted for a suit, in the dressing room, the tailor measured me, while only in boxers and a t-shirt and asked me "which side do you dress on?" I did not know what he meant and when he explained... I popped a boner that I couldn't hide. He smiled and said, "I guess you dress on the left."

I was totally red faced back out at the counter while my father paid the bill.

Also, my ex has an embarrassing picture of the 2 of us in tight swim suits at a beach in California... I kinda wish it weren't in the family photo album.

Onan

 

[1BiGG1]

Hey 1bigg1 it' off topic but can we see your dick?

“We” = not likely, never been one for exhibitionism or threesomes/orgies, but can you = maybe. You will need to be like around half my age, a slim to swimmers build, laid-back non-drama-queen type. You can be a little effeminate but you gotta know how to act in public. You gotta be an interesting guy, now mind you, you do not need too be a rocket scientist nor even educated as just having similar interests and being fun to be around will suffice. Oh yeah, and you cannot be a ho = if I am away on business I expect you will not but asking others to see theirs while I am away! :smile:

 

[B_Giovani]

I'm no giant here, but the first time I was fitted for a suit, in the dressing room, the tailor measured me, while only in boxers and a t-shirt and asked me "which side do you dress on?" I did not know what he meant and when he explained... I popped a boner that I couldn't hide. He smiled and said, "I guess you dress on the left."

I was totally red faced back out at the counter while my father paid the bill.

Also, my ex has an embarrassing picture of the 2 of us in tight swim suits at a beach in California... I kinda wish it weren't in the family photo album.

Onan

I think your tailor was gay... I'm never heard a tailor asking this, there is no reason for that question

 

[mariorossi]

I think will never see your "goods",1BiGG1. Not because I don't have anything that you can be interested in, but because I'm too far away from you. I guess you live somewhere in the US. Nice answer anyway!

 

[BigMeatNJ]

jjkrkwood - just because we don't see men like this in our NY/metro area, doesn't mean they don't exist. Now don't rain on my daisies & spoil my fantasy. Even if he hasn't provided photographic proof of his claims, I wanna believe that men who purport to be built like 1bigg1 exist, dammit {stomps feet}!
:rant:

OK, OK , I am genuinely sorry if I attempted to burst your big cock bubble.

but please dont go looking for Unicorns too !!!

sniff sniff sniff.....is that sarcasm I smell?

seriously..you are 2 of the more thoughtfull posters on here and I always enjoy reading what you think.
I personally..and this is just my opinion...find all the lamenting about having a really big penis pretty lame! sure there might be a few drawbacks such as penetration depth or ease of entry, but they are minor inconvieniences. I do not claim to have a 12" cock, but I have always been told I am huge by anyone who has seen it, and I have NO COMPLAINTS about it. and honestly am thankful for it! cause its fun being hung!

 

[1BiGG1]

I think will never see your "goods",1BiGG1. Not because I don't have anything that you can be interested in, but because I'm too far away from you. I guess you live somewhere in the US. Nice answer anyway!

I think I remember from reading one of your posts that you are from Italy … if that’s the case let me say right now that I would never let a little thing like the Atlantic Ocean get in the way of me meeting the right guy! :awink:

 

[sdg475]

I had an embarrassing big penis moment just today.

I was at the gym, and wasn't mindful enough to switch to boxer briefs from my regular boxers before hand- and as we all know boxers and mesh shorts are not very concealing. So as I was lifting I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror and thought "shit, I'm showing too much," as I had a prominent bulge. I generally hang at 6" to 6.5" soft, but there happened to be a plethora of girls with good legs and asses clad in spandex leggings floating around the facility. Not to mention this slightly older (late 30s), tatted up, obscenely dressed, and very large breasted woman blatantly staring at my package. Point being, I was sporting the first symptoms of a semi and was probably hanging at 7" (again, mesh shorts and boxers...eek). The lady kept staring at it, and also tryed several times to establish eye contact. But...that's not the really embarrassing part. Also at the gym were a group of gentlemen in their late 50s/early 60s who I heard talking crudely about said tatted lady. At this point I was just playing a head game with the woman, and was "stretching out" between sets by dangling on the pull up bar so that, well, you know. Apparently, one of the older men took notice as well and asked me when I was in the ab room alone "you're a stallion, huh kid?" I did not really know what to say, and honestly was a little creeped so I laughed, said "could be" and took shelter in another part of the gym.