embarrassing moments with parents

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I want to have the sex life of your grandparents when I am their age.:biggrin1:

My grandparents were in their late 80s and they were going along just fine together, in very good shape with lots of mental and physical activity. My mother went to visit one day and while talking to them she noticed a bottle of Viagra on my grandfather's dresser!

Well!

About a month after that my grandmother forced my grandfather to trade in his car and buy a sports convertible. She said, "I'm tired of you driving an old man's car. You should be driving a convertible like when we first met."

We all laughed and called it the Viagramobile. My mother was worried about them straining themselves but apparently that wasn't a problem.

After my grandmother broke her hip at age 90, she needed full-time nursing care so they hired a nurse to come in. They didn't allow the evening nurse to come in until at least an hour after they had gone to bed but a few times the nurse would hear something or need to make sure my grandmother was sleeping in a proper position, and worry it was my grandmother's CPAP machine falling down or becoming dislodged. On one occasion I was there for that and the nurse and I crept to the door listening to make sure we weren't disturbing anything and both of us distinctly heard my 90 year old grandmother say to my 92 year old grandfather (she called him by her nickname for him which we just then discovered the reason for), "Oh Rock! I love that thing between your legs!" :banana::banana: :yikes:
 

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Whilst staying with my folks during the summer, my dad gleefully told me about the doctor prescribing cialis for him & he went on to describe how well it works!
Er, thanks dad but that's TOO MUCH INFORMATION! Deary me...

My folks were always very liberal whilst I was growing up though, treating me as a responsible(?!) & sexual adult from about age 16 or so. Boyfriends were not only allowed to stay but allowed to sleep in the very same bed with me, as long as we were in a stable relationship, obviously.
 

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When I was 13 I was at a medical examination. My mother was in the waiting room while I was there with the doctor. When I had finished the examination the doctor told my mom that I was a healthy boy, that my body had the right proportions (height/weight) and that I was WELL ENDOWED....

Well, at that age I was pretty shy and I did not really want my mom to know about how big or small my penis was LOL...
 

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My boyfriend and I were visiting my grandma, she was in the bathroom and I had to go so I went to use the one off her bedroom. While I was walking past her bedside table I noticed this tan colored thing that looked like a dildo. I kind of thought "ew" then while I was going, I started chuckling to myself. So I get back to the livingroom and tell Ray what I had seen. He, of course, couldn't believe it and had to go see for himself so he goes in there while grandma was in the kitchen. He comes back out laughing and tells me that if I would have looked closer, I would have seen the doors on it that open to reveal the Virgin Mary.