Embarrassing Musings...

Discussion in 'Relationships, Discrimination, and Jealousy' started by Knight, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. Knight

    Knight New Member

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    Hi,

    Just got back from my great uncle's wedding and am drunk so apologise for any mistakes.

    For one, as soon as we sat down, my uncle said

    "Paul (me) go after some of these chikadees (girls). Just watch you dont scare em away with your python."

    Now for one I think that was uncalled for and the second thing is I dont think it qualifies as a 'python'.

    Anyways I showed it to this girl who was starin at me all night, and so I suspect was somewhat interested. She said how big? I said 8" and 6" around. She calls me a liar and says no way that's at least 9" or 10"....

    I say look I could have lied to you, most guys do but that ain't my thing. I could have said 10" and yo wouldn't have asked any questions would you? I dont think she believed me then but I said next time she could get a ruler or tape measure or somethin...doubt I'll ever see her again though.

    Anyway...just comment on it if you can make any sense out of it. I don't appreciate the focus being on me at a wedding, especially not on my 'size' which I don't think is all that big. And then for a girl to tell me that its bigger than 8" when it clearly isnt (more often than not its 7.8", rock hard I get to 8" at most)...

    Maybe this is the social side of it all again, and a total misunderstanding by everyone else. I was really embarrassed though as remarks were made all night (I had very tight jeans on and didnt fasten all the buttons on them only the top one, they were SO tight).

    Anything like this happen to anyone else? I think the major thing though is the girl not believing me when I said 8" I mean what? You expect me to lie?

    Thanks for vos temps.
     
  2. KinkGuy

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    Well, if you really don't want your penis size being the focus of attention for the evening, keep the python in your pants. If you can. If you really want to. Otherwise? Whip that fucker out and let everyone have a gander. :evilgrin:
     
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    You say potahto she says potato.
    You say tomahto she says tomato.
    You say 8" she says 10".
    You say well no, but thanks for the compliment.
     
  4. Imported

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    Krueger: You wore jeans to a wedding?
     
  5. B_RoysToy

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    With only the top button buttoned? Damn, I can imagine how spread open your fly was, Knight, errr, Paul, with your python encased underneath :excl: How many chickadees were there to focus their eyes on your crotch, dude? You must have a very liberal uncle.

    Luke
     
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    Sounds like you learned a wardrobe lesson. If you don't want to upstage the happy couple and be the center of attention, then maybe dress differently? ;)

    And like Kink said, it's easier to keep a low profile with it when it's tucked politely away...

    Hope you're feeling better by the time you read this.
     
  7. Knight

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    Yeah its all cool now. The reason I didnt wear trousers to the wedding is because my trousers were too tight. Most of my below-the-waist attire is really tight and its embarrassing. I only have one pair of loose fit jeans, I shall have to buy some more :p

    BTW nobody could see my cords (so not typical jeans) were undone because the top one fastened it tight enough. It was just when I was sat down, and only those who were looking, who were also my family could see. So it wasn't that big a deal. The real funny thing was a girl telling me my dick was bigger than it actually is...I was like :eek:
     
  8. B_RoysToy

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    Of course, Knight, your male ego is well and dare I say "big"? It always had a snowball effect on our intercourse when my ex said anything like "you feel bigger than ever", or "If I were not so busy, I would measure that thing". That kind of talk seemed to actually make me harder and bigger and accelerate the feeding of my dick in her. Some of most memorable times were after these compliments. The woman knew exactly how to get what she needed from me! BTW, I hope you're rested up and fully recovered from your uncle's wedding blow-out :D

    Luke
     
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    Knight--People who have seen me erect have also said the same thing;;

    "Looks bigger than 8.5 to me" , etc.

    Take is as a compliment and also remember, that SO many people inflate thier stats (porn stars, every day folk) that most people have never seen a true 8" cock-they have seen a 6.5 inch cock that they were told was 8", so whjen they see 8"--they think 10".
     
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    Sure it is just visibly you look bigger because you are thin so your equipment from you pics does look big...
     
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    I think that the hung thing is a two way street....partly, you are excited that people might know...or might be impressed, and partly, it is embarrassing, especially when the comments come from family (eek).
     
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    There is an Arabic saying that loosely translated is, "Hassan is bald headed. Bald-headed Hassan." In other words, Knight has a python dick. Python-Dick Knight. You will never be known by any other name. B)
     
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    So, we had company for a few days last week. One of my absolute bestest friends on the planet (a lesbian) and her new lover, whom I hadn't met till the came to visit. Tuesday morning as usual, the alarm rings at 5:30am and I stumble into the kitchen for a cup of coffee. Not thinking they would/could/should even possibly be up and not really giving it much thought, I staggered into the kitchen nude with the usual morning wood. Yep, you got it. There sitting at the table in the breakfast room, was the new GF. I'm naked, sporting wood and shocked! I told her I was sorry for walking in nude and proceeded to pour my coffee. Her reply? "Hey, don't fret; even if I don't want to use it, I appreciate seeing a big hard dick!" Very cool lady, I must say. Did find out later she relayed the experience to my friend, who concurred that it was indeed a nice cock. She's seen it before!
     
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    lol, I can certainly relate KinkGuy --
    I got caught once by my father, sister-in-law and her husband once -- can you believe all in one shot! Talk about wanting to crawl under a rock .......... I wanted to remove myself to a deserted desert island!
     
  15. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Dig it, there, Knight, you shouldn't have volunteered any stats on actual size, but rather offer for her to find out if she really was that interested in carrying on the convo all night. Also, bear in mind that your tight jeans with the buttons not totally buttons fastened(I'm guessing something like Levis buttonfly or something similar) made the topic even more circumspect. Don't sweat it there, bro'. just a random occuring for one night.
     
  16. GoneA

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    Well, if you carry a python around with you then.....it is called for...duhh.
     
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    many times when a girl asks i tell her how big i am, but when she sees it she will almost always say im 12inches or bigger. its not until i get a ruler out and she sees that im really 10 inches does she believe me.
     
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