Hi, Just got back from my great uncle's wedding and am drunk so apologise for any mistakes. For one, as soon as we sat down, my uncle said "Paul (me) go after some of these chikadees (girls). Just watch you dont scare em away with your python." Now for one I think that was uncalled for and the second thing is I dont think it qualifies as a 'python'. Anyways I showed it to this girl who was starin at me all night, and so I suspect was somewhat interested. She said how big? I said 8" and 6" around. She calls me a liar and says no way that's at least 9" or 10".... I say look I could have lied to you, most guys do but that ain't my thing. I could have said 10" and yo wouldn't have asked any questions would you? I dont think she believed me then but I said next time she could get a ruler or tape measure or somethin...doubt I'll ever see her again though. Anyway...just comment on it if you can make any sense out of it. I don't appreciate the focus being on me at a wedding, especially not on my 'size' which I don't think is all that big. And then for a girl to tell me that its bigger than 8" when it clearly isnt (more often than not its 7.8", rock hard I get to 8" at most)... Maybe this is the social side of it all again, and a total misunderstanding by everyone else. I was really embarrassed though as remarks were made all night (I had very tight jeans on and didnt fasten all the buttons on them only the top one, they were SO tight). Anything like this happen to anyone else? I think the major thing though is the girl not believing me when I said 8" I mean what? You expect me to lie? Thanks for vos temps.