My glans ring fell off and hit the floor in front of my doctor. He asked me what that was and I said, "it's a ring". He said, "it's a big ring". I picked its up and put in my pocket like nothing happened.
Well, obviously I'm not well hung, so that was even more why
it was an embarrassing situation for me....
I think I told about this somewhere else in a thread here, but here goes again...
I go commando almost all the time, except when I have a doctor visit. So, on this day I only had on a pair of loose fitting, LL Bean khaki pants. I had lost some weight so they were hanging a bit low, making the cuffs a bit too long so that I was constantly stepping on them in the back...especially when going up steps.
I was carrying books, large drawing board T-square, and a big roll of architectural drawings to class. I felt my pants dropping a bit, but didn't have a free hand to pull them up.
Classes had just ended and students were moving to other classes just as I arrived. The big double doors flew open and people started to come out. Just then, I stepped on my cuffs going up the steps, and my pants fell down to my ankles.
There I was...holding all that stuff in my arms...with my pants down and my bare butt and cock hanging out for all to see. Time began to slow down and it seem like hours before I could get my pants up again. All I could hear was the loud laughing and shouts form lots of people I knew....
It wouldn't have been so embarrassing...if I HAD BEEN HUNG! :biggrin:
Tell her you are Turkish too!!!! :biggrin1:A female friend of mine had a roommate who bragged about her many sexual encounters. One was with a Turkish guy who she said had a huge dick. When asked what size, she said it was 8 inches long and 6 around.
I was around my friend several times while she was recounting this story to other people. She would always say "I think she made it up, like that's even possible."
Meanwhile I would be sitting there silently, usually the only male in the conversation, thinking "Well, actually, I have the same thing."
What am I supposed to say in that situation?
So awkward.
Wouldn't you die if you forgot to take off your cock ring or PA before going through airport security?