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My wife took me shopping for new jeans for me. I usually wear baggy, comfortable jeans, but she wanted me to get 'designer' jeans, which I'm just not used to - really short crotch/ zipper area. I was in the dressing room, and literally had to shove everything about half-way down my left pant leg - very noticeable snaking a good ways down my thigh, definitely bunching up the fabric, and thin enough to see outline of my head.

As I came out of the dressing room to tell my wife this just wasn't going to work, little did I know that one of the sales-girls was standing right there next to her. They both got very wide-eyed - the sales girl offered to 'find a different size', but my wife said she could take it from there (ha ha). I found a baggier pair, but the same girl checked us out when done. She had a big smile and said 'glad you found a pair that fit you'. I was quite embarrassed (never really advertise my size) and my wife didn't seem amused. And she's never asked me to try on designer jeans again.
 

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well i've never had my cock exposed but i've had my ass exposed.

i played football in high school (right tackle and tight-end). i remember in my senior year, like the 3rd or 4th game of the season i got the back of my pants pulled down. when playing tight-end i was mostly used for blocking purposes when we ran jump-formation (2 tight ends) and coach decided to run one of very few plays to me where he faked a hand off to the running back and i run out and cut left and catch a pass down the middle. so i caught the ball and no one had me covered so i started hauling ass. keep in mind i aint wide reciever type fast but i was getting it in. anyway one of the defense backs tried to stop me and i shook him off and went past him and he grabbed the back of the belt thats holding up my tights and it got loose and came off and with that my pants along with my boxers came down. my ass was half exposed and i have a pretty big butt. it was a home game and crowd was laughing and cheering at the same time. i eventually got stopped at the 10 yard line and i was so pumped up and excited that i didnt even notice. one of my teammates was like "dude your ass is showing and it was then i felt the breeze go down my crack and i heard the laughs.

i was so fucking embarrassed. i was 17 and like most boys my age was insecure about my body especially my butt because i always got teased for it. after that i was called 'donk' for the rest of the school year.
 
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In eighth grade I had somewhat outgrown some pants I was wearing. At the lunch table, a classmate looked toward my crotch and started something whispering to the other four seated there. One by one, they all peered under the table, and one said, "Would you by any chance happen to have a hard-on?" I did not, but I guess the bulge was big.
 

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Inasmuch when you are in 8th grade you have a boner 50% of the time in school, especially when you are bored and sleepy, and for no good reason, who cares?

Of course if you are hung it is more noticeable; in my case meh.
 
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Well, obviously I'm not well hung, so that was even more why
it was an embarrassing situation for me....

I think I told about this somewhere else in a thread here, but here goes again...

I go commando almost all the time, except when I have a doctor visit. So, on this day I only had on a pair of loose fitting, LL Bean khaki pants. I had lost some weight so they were hanging a bit low, making the cuffs a bit too long so that I was constantly stepping on them in the back...especially when going up steps.

I was carrying books, large drawing board T-square, and a big roll of architectural drawings to class. I felt my pants dropping a bit, but didn't have a free hand to pull them up.

Classes had just ended and students were moving to other classes just as I arrived. The big double doors flew open and people started to come out. Just then, I stepped on my cuffs going up the steps, and my pants fell down to my ankles.
There I was...holding all that stuff in my arms...with my pants down and my bare butt and cock hanging out for all to see. Time began to slow down and it seem like hours before I could get my pants up again. All I could hear was the loud laughing and shouts form lots of people I knew....

It wouldn't have been so embarrassing...if I HAD BEEN HUNG! :biggrin:

Love it!
 

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A female friend of mine had a roommate who bragged about her many sexual encounters. One was with a Turkish guy who she said had a huge dick. When asked what size, she said it was 8 inches long and 6 around.
I was around my friend several times while she was recounting this story to other people. She would always say "I think she made it up, like that's even possible."
Meanwhile I would be sitting there silently, usually the only male in the conversation, thinking "Well, actually, I have the same thing."
What am I supposed to say in that situation?
So awkward.
 

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I was swimming with my friend's older sister who I really had a crush on. I got out of the pool and sat up on the side and I started talking to her. Suddenly I noticed she got really uncomfortable and went inside. I looked down and the head of cock and a couple inches of the shaft were resting on the top of my thigh.
 

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A female friend of mine had a roommate who bragged about her many sexual encounters. One was with a Turkish guy who she said had a huge dick. When asked what size, she said it was 8 inches long and 6 around.
I was around my friend several times while she was recounting this story to other people. She would always say "I think she made it up, like that's even possible."
Meanwhile I would be sitting there silently, usually the only male in the conversation, thinking "Well, actually, I have the same thing."
What am I supposed to say in that situation?
So awkward.
Tell her you are Turkish too!!!! :biggrin1:
 

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I had gone for a swim at my gym, and I decided to shave before taking a shower. I grabbed my bag, and shaved at the sinks. Proceeded to the showers. After a minute in the shower... oh shit, my bag is still on the counter. I rushed out. GONE! All I had was a very skimpy towel which would not go all the way around by waist. My cellular phone was gone along with my bag, and wallet. Everything. I had to go out to the counter, where there was a female attendant, to use the phone to call a friend. She was helpful, and also laughing. So was I. Most of the numbers I remembered were people's home numbers. Nobody was at home. I was about to call a cab, when I remembered that a friend worked nearby. I called her work, and she picked me up. Seated in her car, the towel covered even less. She thought it was pretty funny, too.
 
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Heh, I've got a ton of stories, but I'll only tell a few because they're probably totally lame.

My dad likes to brag about me and my brothers in whatever we excel at, and for whatever reason, he knows that I have the biggest dick. He brings it up all the fucking time -_-. The mother of all awkward dinner conversations is when my ditz of a step-sister starts talking about anything sexual and my dad pipes in about my size.

My drunk ass once let on about my size (friends were guessing length and I giggled like an idiot when they guessed correctly) and have never let the issue go. Word spread quickly. Another drunken night at another party, a couple friends asked me how long it was and how thick (which I had never measured). I was trashed so I had no idea how to estimate, but I wanted to give them some scope, so I picked up a candle that was nearby that was probably ~4" in diameter but about the right length and announced "I think it's like this" (it's not nearly that thick...dunno what I was thinking). My friends occasionally reference candlesticks to mess with me.

As for wardrobe issues, I've got a couple, but nothing too embarrassing. I was wearing boxer briefs with a pair of shorts that I liked when I walked by my step-mother. She got all giggly and asked if they were tight on me. I had no idea what she was talking about (didn't pay any attention to the bulge I made) until my dad piped in that well endowed guys push out the front of their pants. I don't wear those shorts often anymore -_-

Another time I went to a Halloween party in a rather revealing pair of low rise briefs (part of my costume) and someone asked me what I was wearing under the underwear. Again, I didn't get it at first, and confusedly told him nothing, to which he sighed and said "damn...". His girlfriend ended up hitting on my while she was sitting next to him, it was pretty funny.
 

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Was in the grocery store the other day when it happened. I had gone commando, just running to store for a few things. Walking down one of the aisles, I heard a metalic clunk on the floor, looked down and saw the circular barbell from my guiche. I picked it up hoping no one had seen or heard it but as I looked up, there was this guy just standing there and smiling. He said "I guess you need to get a larger size or different kind of ring". Realized I had seen him and waited on him in the piercing shop where I work part time.
Not too embarrassing but definitely an interesting day.
 

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When I was a teenager, I liked to hogtie myself. I got pretty good at it. Once the last knot slid home, it could take me 30 mins to an hour to get free again. Of course, I would include my cock and balls in the rope work. It was very stimulating for the rope to be tugging on my junk which would be all engorged and purple. Sometimes I would shoot my load even before I got loose. I wass 15 years old. I had the house to myself. Tied up nice and tight. I hear my mom's car pull in early. I am frantically trying to get loose. I hear her coming in. Pulling even harder on the ropes trying to get to the knots. She is calling my name... and then she is the doorway of my room.

Our eyes meet. My face is beet red. She scans me head to toe. I was mortified. Then she calmly asks... "are you OK?" "Yes" She turned around and closed the door behind herself. I was very quiet and red faced at dinner that night.
 

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I had a metal cock ring slide off in roll out the bottom of my pants leg in the center aisle at Walmart. It wouldn't have been so bad but I could feel it dropping and I said "Oh crap" rather loudly as I tried to scramble for it. It rolled over by this lady's feet and she picked it up and handed it to me. She didn't say anything to me. I just took it from her and walked away in shame and very quickly.
 

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I work in a department that does procedures on people. Several years ago we had a patient arrest on the table and I ended up performing CPR on a guy during a code. After what seemed like a long time of pumping on the guy's chest I happened to glance down and there on the floor was my PA ring. One of the balls had come off and the ring fell out. I kicked it under the table among some cables and debris from the code and fortunately no one noticed it. The guy survived, but I never found the missing ball.
 

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Wouldn't you die if you forgot to take off your cock ring or PA before going through airport security?

PA won't set it off. I guess it would depend on the cock ring, as they are usually stainless steel. But if someone locked a small brass padlock through your PA, that would do it.
 

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I was getting a massage one time and was laying face up on the table with my thong on. The massage hadn't started yet and she was just checking the alignment of my body. I already had a rock hard erection and it was very obvious, as the head of my cock was sticking straight up out of the narrow pouch. The thong had plastic snaps on the waistband for easy removal. She ran her hands down the front of one hip and snagged the plastic snap on the waistband, causing the thong to spring open and fully exposing my cock to her. She said 'sorry' as I tried to do the snap back up. After a few seconds, she said she would do it and did it up for me. Even still, the pouch didn't cover much of me after that. At least half of my cock was sticking up out of the pouch now. She didn't seem to mind and continued working like that.
 

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2 Days Ago
SpankySD #55 (permalink)

Then she calmly asks... "are you OK?" "Yes" She turned around and closed the door behind herself.

real NICE Story thanks matey
even Nicer Mum ha
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