Wold having a pair of cotton shorts split at the front while walking from the nude beach to the café by the car park for a pre-booked paella count?
I didn't have time to return to the apartment for another pair but I did manage to stay modest through most of the meal.
However, when I went to the freezer with the waitress to choose the ices for dessert the front gaped open and my cock flopped out. My wife, who witnessed this, told me that the young waitress smiled.
On leaving the café I deposited the shorts (the only garment I had with me) in the first litter bin we encountered and returned to the apartment totally naked.