Wah! I wouldn't do that. Maybe a few other choice things though.You Litttle Shit
I expect you'll be saying that to it often enough.
Ethel for a male cat? Hmm... you may be onto something there...a good follow up for Jake and Edith (a.k.a Monet and Manet)I tend to like human names for pets, specifially old people names. I think that Ethel or Gladys would be good.
Looking fab?Cooking fat.
(or something that sounds a bit like that anyway :smile