I know you all are having a bit of fun. I have to point out that people often joke about things that are uncomfortable or deeply disturbing.
If we really want to end circumcision threads, the best place to start is by ending circumcisions. Circumcision is a nice sounding word for partial penis amputation. If you will give your attention to this page you will see where the purloined bits would be attached:
http://www.foreskin.org/3zones-c.htm
No child has ever willingly given these parts up, they are stolen. Stealing (with strong implication of more grievous wrong) is a crime. When does the criminal investigation begin?
Medicine was sufficiently advanced in the nineteenth century to know that the foreskin is highly innervated. Indeed, that is why they were cut off--to dull sexual sensation. A quick perusal of the history of circumcision will establish these facts.
Boys become men and men nearly always want all their sexually sensitive parts.
Since doctors are in a better position that grass roots groups to begin this criminal investigation, perhaps some discussion could focus on what doctors can do to lead rather than follow. Isn't that why we pay them thousands of dollars per day?
All other English speaking nations have brought their circumcision rate down to the single digits in the last generation (or earlier) because their doctors have largely refused to do them. Can we be far behind?