Enormous creampie

Honestly, you'd think people making porn could come up with better fake cum! It looks like they just used heavy dairy cream. It's not difficult-- consider the stuff I make for the games on our summer camping trips. (Photos attached. By the way, "she" took all 5 gallons by the time we were through. What a mess!)
 

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Yeah, you can't believe everything you see, they are in the business of creating movie magic. Not all of it is true.
 
Honestly, you'd think people making porn could come up with better fake cum! It looks like they just used heavy dairy cream. It's not difficult-- consider the stuff I make for the games on our summer camping trips. (Photos attached. By the way, "she" took all 5 gallons by the time we were through. What a mess!)

...I've never seen anything quite like that. Wow.
 
...I've never seen anything quite like that. Wow.

That's what the expressions on the park rangers' faces said, too, when they saw it. I think they were really confused as well, because they knew they were hosting a gay camper group, too. This year our camping theme will be Twinkies, and with all that cream filling stuff, I'm sure the cum-blasting event will make an encore appearance.