I am Archie Soleman a new member whose member doesn't fit the name of the website, but I am very much an envious fan and admirer of you lucky bastardos. I look forward to some civil and interesting interactions with intelligent, open minded, and interesting people.
Your member is quite alright on this site. If it performs the tasks you set it to, you are a winner! It's not what you have but what you have learned to do with what you have that counts.