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Aren't you feeling better yet? Why don't you go?

Is he cute? Is he straight or gay? :biggrin1:

There is NO WAY i could sing. I still have a pretty nasty cough.

Rob is cute. He's about 45... maybe 50. Total silver fox. Of course, he's gay gay gay. (and also a lusch). But he's a nice guy.
 

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*still aggressively doing figure eights with his large pendulous phallic appendage*

Miss Bliss! Would you hurry up before my dick falls off! How many photos do you need?

Hold still, dammit! I'm not a magician. I need time to focus!

Maybe Snoozan should do this since she's the photographer extraordinaire and probably more patient than I am.
 

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There is NO WAY i could sing. I still have a pretty nasty cough.

Rob is cute. He's about 45... maybe 50. Total silver fox. Of course, he's gay gay gay. (and also a lusch). But he's a nice guy.

you forgot to mention that his singing makes prozac tablets try to kill themselves.
 
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Hold still, dammit! I'm not a magician. I need time to focus!

Maybe Snoozan should do this since she's the photographer extraordinaire and probably more patient than I am.

*grabs his schlong and lassos Miss Bliss in a tango di pecker and twirls her to him in a passionate embrace*

*the camera flies though the air and lands in the capable hands of Miss Snoozan who photographs Miss Bliss and Chicagosam in an intense erotic pas de deux d'amour*

He sings,"Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I love you!"

*click, click, click*
 

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*grabs his schlong and lassos Miss Bliss in a tango di pecker and twirls her to him in a passionate embrace*

*the camera flies though the air and lands in the capable hands of Miss Snoozan who photographs Miss Bliss and Chicagosam in an intense erotic pas de deux d'amour*

He sings,"Oh, yeah, baby, baby, I love you!"

*click, click, click*

Your theatrical genius is showing, Sam. :tongue:
 

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If you feel like driving several hours I'll take a break from homework to entertain you for a while. After that if you want to stick around you can watch movies on the 103" screen in the basement. (yes I always have to be bigger)


~NineInchCock_488CubicInchEngine_78InchesTall_17ShoeSize_103InchProjectionScreen_160IQ
 

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Hold still, dammit! I'm not a magician. I need time to focus!

Maybe Snoozan should do this since she's the photographer extraordinaire and probably more patient than I am.

This is probably not the time to mention that I use a viewcamera that takes a good 30 minutes just to take a single shot.
 

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If you feel like driving several hours I'll take a break from homework to entertain you for a while. After that if you want to stick around you can watch movies on the 103" screen in the basement. (yes I always have to be bigger)
If I didn't have to be at work in 8 hours i'd take you up on that offer.
This is probably not the time to mention that I use a viewcamera that takes a good 30 minutes just to take a single shot.
I trust you with a camera more than me.
Bookmark-worthy again.
291.4, BTW.
Oh, Bliss, you're hawt tonight.
324.1 is my record. :biggrin1: