This will be quick and short. My ex, a very tiny person (5 foot and 110 pounds) told me about one of her two previous lovers, before we were married. She described, in detail, how he could not fit in her. Way, way to big for that tiny hole. And they tried for hours. She even said, in detail, that he wanted to do something "disgustin". That she would not "put that thing in my mouth" and that was the end of that episode. But in the back of my mind, I remember her trying to do this big dick, and she was explisive. We are talking legs spread wide and everything. Too big. Fast forward 8 years into marriage, she had gone and got a vibrator that could NEVER fit her frame, and kept it hidden in her bottom drawer. Had to be about 14" long and wide girth. I never knew until we broke up..she told me afterwards (with pictures from a Polaroid. Anyone remember those?). She said she was thinking back to that first time. And I had no idea. Man, I got 8" but nothing like that. So fast forward to my new affair. Dang, it was good. I mean unbelievable good. She was married, I was married. But it didn't matter. We communicated over the internet and met in person. Imagine every fantasy you would wish for...we did damn near everything. Sent me tapes of her doing the nastiest stuff, and I revelled in it. This was 1997, before webcams, so we sent tapes back and forth. So here is where it gets really nasty. One night, we were talking nasty about our next sexual conquest, so I sent her a pic of this guy I had found on the Internet, and you probably have seen this big guy (and I was even joking about him as an internet legend my emails). I told her that I had spoken to him and he really wanted to meet her. I even gave him a name: John. I mentioned how I knew him and he really wanted a threesome with us. He had to be 16" at least, and I know it was an altered picture, but she went for it. Big time! I told her the next time I was flying into town, about two months time, he would be with me and spend the weekend just doing her. She went fucking nuts. Instead of the conservative dress she used to wear, as President of her Company,(actually true, I can't make this up), she wore mini-skirts the entire two months. She would call me at 1am and want phone sex, always asking "Is John going to be there again". I suggested that if she wanted to get used to the size, she should get one like it. Now, in Texas, you can't buy realistic dildos, so she went online and got the biggest damn cock you can imagine! Then, made me three videos, describing in detail how she loved it in every way. I mean every way. She would do DP with her rather large toy, then put that big sucker up her backside and just grind. This went on for two months! Then the day arrived. I flew in with...just me. It was a fun weekend, with great sex and lots of hugs. But that was my last weekend with her. She moved on with...yep, you guessed it. So I do envy you guys in a way, but in others I'm happy. I fantasize a bit about them, but like who I'm with now.